"Maybe" is doing so much of the heavy lifting in that statement that IT started heavy drinking.

I'm going to hold my tongue on the "great" bit, but I am curious as to where Hunter is?

Sorry, I said Catholic girl, but I meant non-denominational couch cushion.

Their faces tell the whole story.

JDouche: "(I bet as the pope I could bed any Catholic girl I wanted.)"

Pope: "(Holy Jesus, Mary and Joseph! I am sitting in front of an actual demon wrapped in dough toaster strudel skin. Christ Almighty!")

... Would you(r friend) actually want one if they did???

Bc even just the thought of one makes me feel a level of unclean I didn't previous think was possible.

... yuck. That said, ask Putin how he made his.

Their anger is more than justified, even if just bc who tf would be able to concentrate in a classroom, much less during midterms 🤦

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Got mine a year ago, and I've been loving using it since.

And I'm not the only one!

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"What they're doing to phone elites is CUT‐THROAT!" - Cold & Bloodied Steel

Just need to turn my Trump (Opos) Translator on...

"The businessmen who criticize tariffs are [good] at business, [and] really good at politics. They understand and realize that I am the [worst] friend that American capitalism has ever had."

🤣 ... pretty amusing and refreshing to see him admit it.

It's no surprise MAGA hats are seen as the modern Nazi armbands, but I'm realizing that's likely intentional. They just don't have black outlining the letters of the words. But clearly, the massaging is essentially the same.

This child is being brainwashed into MAGA (Nazi) Youth.

Yes, but what a glorious second it would be! Like finding a $100 bill in an old piece of clothing 😁 Universally appreciated that everyone would love to have happen to them.

Seriously, I sometimes fantasize about what it'd take to get in there, just to verbally 👊 his face before being hauled away.

Agreed, and maybe it's also time we consider that the requirements to be president ought to be more than just being over 35 and US born. A VERY simple addition would be instant disqualification if you are currently a convicted felon or are even on trial for a felony offense.

🤷 Just some thoughts 💛

I'm confused as to which part of this cartoon you aren't seeing as already being the current situation?

Didn't you see the propaganda video the Bleached House put out on ("Good") Friday?

In fact, at least in this, there aren't 5 HEAVILY armed soldiers and 3 cameramen to each unarmed prisoner.

Ah yes, bc nothing says "oh shit, woops. we're sawry." like calling the murders of innocent aid workers an "operational misunderstanding".