Jesus Christ I can’t even come up with a funny troll for this. You are so fucking sad man please sack up and be a fucking man

Have you tried giving her galaxy gas?

The harder part will be trying to explain how much of a massive pussy you are

I also love playing through the devs trans fantasies! Makes for such a fun experience!!

Stay strong my moon and stars. Your uncle Rajneesh can not hurt you anymore. He is locked up in Kurdistan for sex crimes against animals so he is far far away.

Cover me in your awesome sauce ;) hehe jk we will save that for later when the disabled Ecuadorean quidditch team stops by for our “event”. #stuffmywife #wheresthesnitch #anualthanksgivingorgy

I just worry about my safety saying that out in the open. Yesterday I was at the grocery store and I saw a white older man with a MAGA hat. Knowing he doesn’t accept my existence made me shake with fear. I dropped my Greek yogurt and left.

Absolutely deplorable. I have already ordered 1000 bibles to keep them out of the hands of MAGA. And whenever I grab my wife’s inside out penis vagina I ask for consent first. #realmenstopwhentheysayno #polylife #rockhard4mywife

YES! I’m glad you finally watched it. That’s my hubby. #lovenoborders

So epic! I watched the last Jedi last night while my wife was out with her boyfriend shadarius. Never get tired of #girlboss Rey showing what a strong woman is capable of! #lastjedi #cucklife #georgelucasisafascist

My aunt Bernice blew her brains out in the outhouse on thanksgiving in ‘02.

Please say this as much as possible so I know when I’m around a fellow liberal comrade #orangemanbad #herstory #madameprez #cuckoldrightsnow