I asked for a mocktail recipe book for Christmas because I got sober 6 months ago. I haven't missed alcohol until now.
Durian & Jackfruit Tropical Splash?
Smoked Seaweed & Plum Spitzer?
Blue Algae Lemonade?
Pickled Grape & Tarragon Fizz?
Talk about adding insult to injury.

Something in my kitchen is beeping quietly 3 times every minute. I can't find it and it's driving me crazy. My husband wouldn't even hear it with his hearing aids in. I've never been more jealous of hearing loss.

I am not procrastinating. My dog won't let me fold my clothes. At least that's what I tell myself.

It's going to take a minute to adjust to being here. It's like leaving an abusive relationship when that's all you've known, and then being treated with kindness.

Hello everyone! I love to laugh, read and eat. I was funny when I first joined Twitter back in the Middle Ages but now I am just tired. I have very little tolerance for stupidity, so I will try not to be an idiot. No promises though!