Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

Believe them.

(What’s “the job”? Ending our democracy, and 🇺🇸 as we know it?)

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

Today, I asked my best friend and favorite person if I found a job that would support not only me but them as well as their kids if they would consider moving here. They live in SE Iowa, I'm in NW Illinois.

Drunk and mad that country music was so good in the 90s and very early 2000s. Then 9/11 happened and it became boot in your ass nationalist bullshit.

is it wrong to feel hope right now? i just got approved for a credit card, and im trying so desperately to improve my credit. im so happy. but i also feel like it's really stupid to have hope right now, considering everything going on in the USA and how it might not matter in a few months.

Marko Elez, an Elon Musk staffer with access to the Treasury Department’s sensitive payments system, has quit after racist and pro-eugenics posts surfaced, including one stating, ‘Just for the record, I was racist before it was cool.’

⚠️ BREAKING:

U.S. 🇺🇸 reports 3.794 million new COVID-19 cases in a single week, with 542,000 daily infections.

Currently, 1 in every 88 Americans is infected with COVID-19.

Transmission rates are now higher than at any point during 50.8% of the pandemic.

RePuBliCaNs AnD DeMoCrAtS uSeD tO wOrK tOgEtHeR.

NoT eVeRyThInG iS bLaCk AnD wHiTe.

Shut the fuck up, and read the fucking room. Look at what is happening right now in this country. This is YEARS of "reaching across the aisle".

Oh would you look at that Meta is down AGAIN. Guess I won't talk to my friends and family outside the USA because we only have whatsapp to communicate. 🫠

So I see there's a lot of bots on blusky.