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"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
US publisher Merriam-Webster has picked out the word "slop" as its 2025 Word of the Year amid an online proliferation of low-quality content generated by artificial intelligence.
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I like Presidents who are not "woke" like the sleepy Nodfather
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
There is only one of me, this mail did not come from me...I've been spoofed and I don't like it.
November 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Do you even have a job? Did you miss the news that about 7 million citizens don't think we should have a king?
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
@hartmannreport.com I want to thank you for posting the article on drinking water. I've just turned 79 and have avoided drinking water because of having to pee all the time (typical enlarged prostate stuff) but I also have heart issues. I'm sipping as I write. You may have saved my life.
October 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Hey crazy eyes, see you in Vahalla
October 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@nicollewallace.bsky.social The VA sent me this today, Secretary Collins being political

'Unfortunately, Democrats are blocking this Continuing Resolution in the U.S. Senate due to unrelated policy demands."
October 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
August 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
August 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
July 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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July 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Celebrating 50 years of operation. Next venture is a Farm to Food Bank for the community - Make it happen kck.st/44hsHPd
July 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Glad to see a protest on Amazon about "Alligator Alcatraz" t-shirts
July 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Similar?
July 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Happy Canada Day
July 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Happy summer, Raven could care less.
June 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
#CatsOfBluesky - Raven and I just hanging out waiting to hear about how Luna is doing with her surgery.
June 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
#BirthdayBoy - I remember being on a tour of Houston Space Center. We were riding a tram and after about 20 minutes I just wanted to get off. I didn't need a firehose of information about every damn rocket and mission.
June 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
#CatsOfBluesky - Exercising my constitutional rights
June 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
June 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Old guy doing Finnish folk dance
May 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Gifts from the internet
May 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Luna was part of a zoom birthday call with the family - #CatsOfBluesky
May 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM