her kittymeowmeow pills

AHHH AND HER BOOBS. YAYYYY. BRUBOOBIES!!!! BROOBIES!!!

ZIPPER PUSSY!!!!!! WAHOO JUMPS IN THE AIR AND CLICKS HEELS!!!!!

including my transfem butch headcanons. max and polnareff are GIRLS. yay 🩷

i know that in my heart of hearts 5nareff is a domme but i could help her give up control. at least for a little while. sniffles.

it’s been raining all day and i’ve been thinking about kissing polnareff and cozying up to her while we listen to the rain. i can wear one of her big sweaters while i fingerfuck her for a little while until she’s spent and sleepy. augh. okay.

need to make her beg for me. anyways. sorry about my boner.

NO LITERALLY.

my ugly chud son

ITS SO CUTE……… also really silly because i have a boston terrier named mojave and i call him momo so it feels like i got double whammied by avpolisms irl

oh my god and it’s even worse when she finds out joseph LIED TO HER about avdol being dead. we have to kill him. we have to kill joseph joestar.

if she doesn’t call joseph daddy, he’s gonna get called mohammed and that’s infinitely Worse for the both of them 😭

YUP. you get it.