ROLL MOTTLE
pollysarron.bsky.social
ROLL MOTTLE
@pollysarron.bsky.social
The one with the hair at Polly's Brew Co

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Top tier Accidental Partridge stuff here.
Peter Rosenfeld rides Zip World Fforest Coaster, Wales
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April 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
TELEVISION SHOW IDEA:

Is it Furniture?

Me and @bobmort.bsky.social sitting on a selection of ledges and edges deciding between ourselves if it's furniture or not.

Missing out on a million pound idea here @channel4.bsky.social
March 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm out drinking with a bunch of mid-twentysomethings who have never heard of the Dinosaurs TV show and I've never felt quite so old.
March 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I try to keep as professional as I can but it feels like a void exists in Manchester when it relates to communication. I don't know if it's laziness or aloofness, but fuck me just the effort of trying to sell a single keg for a nationwide event is fucking impossible.
March 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I'm telling ya, you never realise the state of Britain's roads until you're sipping piping hot black coffee and having to time against potholes and dips to avoid your tasty morning beverage making a scalding hot introduction to your torso.
March 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Everything is a bit crap in the world at the moment, so please enjoy this lovely photo of Chester I took today.
March 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The OG. The GOAT. My desert island beer. A delight every time I crack a can.
February 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I've gone and done it again - fire sheriff!
February 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
We're not even twelve hours into Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo and his dipshit Space Karen best mate has given a Nazi salute. Buckle up lads, the next four years are going to be one hell of a ride.
January 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I've just been nominated to be Fire Marshall of the brewery. This is bound to go as well as the time I found a police badge whilst out on a dray run, designated myself as Sheriff of the Brewery, and talked like an old-timey lawman for the following two weeks.
January 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I've exported beer at Polly's for about six years now, and it's only just occurred to me that instead of painstakingly typing out each individual beer name, style, abv and format on my paperwork, I could have an invoice open in a separate window and just...copy and paste it all. I'm not a smart man.
January 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I hate to generalise, but giving our Spanish importer over four months to organise five tap takeovers for January only for them to get back to me today (two days before we're due to start shipping out) and say they haven't had enough time to work on it is, well, a bit Spanish isn't it.
January 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I'm listening to the Ghostbusters II soundtrack because I'm a huge ball of stress and anxiety that only a warm hug of childhood nostalgia can alleviate, and fuck me "On Our Own" absolutely slaps.
January 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Ah yes, it's my annual argument with that one bar that only pushes TIPAs and DIPAs on their customers, customers then reject anything that isn't a TIPA or DIPA, expects to be part of our annual birthday releases, then whinges when we haven't exclusively brewed seven DIPAs and TIPAs. Champion.
January 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I've just watched Gladiator II and fuck me, Paul Mescal is a horrendous actor.
December 27, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I'm all for a bit of excess at Christmas, but fucking hell - THAT Facebook group actively encouraging and championing someone drinking a 20% imperial stout at six in the morning is disturbing and worrying.
December 25, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Someone who added me on social media about twelve years ago after briefly meeting me at an open mic night has issued a full written statement about why he's leaving his Radiohead covers band lmao Facebook is wild.
December 20, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Flippin' eck, I didn't have getting emotional at the full seven minutes of Purple Rain being played by Huey Morgan on 6 Music this morning on my weekend bingo card.
December 14, 2024 at 10:25 AM
The worst thing about beer sales being shite over the last two months is that my hair has been playing a certified blinder for the last eight weeks, and I've not been confident enough to leave the brewery sales to our sales admin for a day in trade at any point during that time.
December 13, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Proof that even the Royal Family can't escape that every family has an Uncle Knobhead.
December 13, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Get yourself a girlfriend who looks at beer the way my girlfriend does.
December 3, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Now I'm in Gent, but I'm still having a lovely time.
December 3, 2024 at 1:32 PM
I am having a very nice time in Brussels.
December 2, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I wish I could remember what girl tigers are called, but I tigress.

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November 27, 2024 at 3:35 PM
The most distinctive silhouette in craft beer is going on the road to do some boots on the ground sales this week! Based in Manchester, Liverpool, Chester or Staffs? Let's chat beer!
November 26, 2024 at 9:53 AM