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PR n stuff (a bit like HR Pufnstuf)
PR n stuff (a bit like HR Pufnstuf)
Remember when magazines/supplements went to extraordinary lengths not to have the same artist on the cover at practically the same time 😴
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Remember when magazines/supplements went to extraordinary lengths not to have the same artist on the cover at practically the same time 😴
Spoilt for choice at Stamford Bridge #ChelseaFC
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Spoilt for choice at Stamford Bridge #ChelseaFC
Another step closer to cancelling my subscription
September 23, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Another step closer to cancelling my subscription
Oooh I do love an ‘oral history’ music book so v excited to be one of the many wafflers featured in this most excellent tome. If you want to know what I think of the record label term “instant grat” then look no further #paulweller
September 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Oooh I do love an ‘oral history’ music book so v excited to be one of the many wafflers featured in this most excellent tome. If you want to know what I think of the record label term “instant grat” then look no further #paulweller
Fuck’em. Miserable c**ts
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Fuck’em. Miserable c**ts
Dear crime/thriller novelists. Stop writing about the protagonist’s dreams.
They always do it. I hate it
They always do it. I hate it
September 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Dear crime/thriller novelists. Stop writing about the protagonist’s dreams.
They always do it. I hate it
They always do it. I hate it
Because no cheese obvs
September 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Because no cheese obvs
I know I shouldn’t be, but I am still proud of this school report entry ☺️
August 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I know I shouldn’t be, but I am still proud of this school report entry ☺️
Well consider my flabber gasted - this week’s Guardian restaurant review is one in ….East London!
FFS
FFS
August 30, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Well consider my flabber gasted - this week’s Guardian restaurant review is one in ….East London!
FFS
FFS
A whole fucking comment page today ffs
August 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
A whole fucking comment page today ffs
Googling Mungo Jerry (pop quiz argument obvs) and Wikipedia really does have some random but very important facts
August 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Googling Mungo Jerry (pop quiz argument obvs) and Wikipedia really does have some random but very important facts
Day at Rye Harbour ❤️
August 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Day at Rye Harbour ❤️
Dear Josh Homme
This waistcoat is unacceptable
Yours sincerely
Me
This waistcoat is unacceptable
Yours sincerely
Me
August 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dear Josh Homme
This waistcoat is unacceptable
Yours sincerely
Me
This waistcoat is unacceptable
Yours sincerely
Me
I hope the Guardian got paid for this ridiculous huge free advert for Ninja products. It should have “advertorial” plastered across it. Embarrassing
July 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I hope the Guardian got paid for this ridiculous huge free advert for Ninja products. It should have “advertorial” plastered across it. Embarrassing
FFS another one 🙄
July 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
FFS another one 🙄
And lo! Just looked at instagram and…..
July 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
And lo! Just looked at instagram and…..
I mean, who actually gives a fuck? #sundaytimes
June 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I mean, who actually gives a fuck? #sundaytimes
Disappointed with The Guardian for not fact checking and perpetuating the myth that Jarvis ‘’mooned” at Michael Jackson at The Brits. Which assumes he flashed his arse, which he did not in the slightest #bugbear
June 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Disappointed with The Guardian for not fact checking and perpetuating the myth that Jarvis ‘’mooned” at Michael Jackson at The Brits. Which assumes he flashed his arse, which he did not in the slightest #bugbear
Robbie Williams is dancing around with Wiley and Lethal Bizzle
June 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Robbie Williams is dancing around with Wiley and Lethal Bizzle