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![[Cueball sits between two laptops. Megan stands behind him.]
Cueball: Keys on my keyboard keep failing, even when I boot from an external recovery disk.
Megan: Sounds like it's hardware, then.
[Cueball moves over to the laptop behind him.]
Cueball: Yeah... except the problem followed me from my last computer.
Megan: You have the most bizarre tech issues.
[Cueball picks up the keyboard from the rear computer and plugs it into the one in front of him.]
Cueball: It must be spreading via keyboards. This one won't work with any computer now.
Megan: When the robot apocalypse happens, I'm hiding out in your house. Any Skynet drones that come near will develop inexplicable firmware problems and crash.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hg4m4brxzv2psmrykkvrwssx/bafkreibccqq2tssyehirwnirubplepbpnaxtuqgaav6ez5pyioafa3puqe@jpeg)
![[Cueball is singing into a microphone he is holding while Megan sit in her office chair typing on her computer. Musical notes fly around Cueball.]
Cueball: It's the thigh of the tiger
[Cueball continues to sing, tilting his head upwards.]
Cueball: When the moon hits your thigh like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
[Cueball sings on now holding the microphone in both hands.]
Cueball: She's my brown-thighed girl.
Megan: Don't you have a job or something?
Megan: Also, eww.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hg4m4brxzv2psmrykkvrwssx/bafkreif63y7ga5zx5bgj553wifguhrh4gwjtfmwe37x4yfoucjyoonyoci@jpeg)
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![[Cueball speaking to Ponytail.]
Cueball: Texas is so big that if you expanded it to the size of the Solar System, the ants there would be as big as Rhode Island.
Ponytail: Wow!
Ponytail: ...Wait.
[Caption below the panel:]
My hobby: Unhelpful size comparisons](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hg4m4brxzv2psmrykkvrwssx/bafkreieklzs55rqvyta75bjclgz643os6pbdsepue7wamsawukb762xyje@jpeg)