fucking deplorable and i wish i were there to knock them out with a trash can a la the simpsons arcade game (srsly fuck that, i'm sorry this is happening)

eeeeee thank youuuuu

@nordek.bsky.social please shoot me a message, i'd like to pass along some of the compensation for this piece!

i saw that too but didn't understand why/how, would love to know more

i loved my day of hanging out with you in there

Labor history should be a required course in all high schools.
The 8-hour day, paid vacations, health care, the end of child labor, and the right to negotiate a contract are all victories paid for with the lives of working-class warriors. No one knows their names.

"right now"

brad pitt, leonardo dicaprio, and matt damon are all the same human to me. i cannot tell them apart.

you have the luckiest pulls on these blind boxes, i don't understand

same. i was cracked on it for a weekend and then never touched it again.

i'd also probably post this joke with slightly more relevant timing but i'm trying to be less online

never meet your heroes