Shelbi
polkfiction.bsky.social
Shelbi
@polkfiction.bsky.social
wrote about books for shondaland, electric literature, mcsweeneys and a few others. now I only think about grad school, sorry.
‘15 here and same. Angry, not shocked.
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Parks & Rec:The office::Schitt’s Creek:Arrested Development
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m teaching English composition at an R1 for the very first time, and I’ve been pretty impressed with how much my students do want to understand and improve. I was expecting way less effort based on what I’ve seen online. Could be that those low expectations skew it, but I’ve loved their work.
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
And he does it over and over again. It’s truly incredible.
October 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
followed because I do need this
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I mean I’ve had to wait over 6 months to see relatively basic specialists like allergists here even with decent insurance. I’m impressed she works somewhere with a wait time worth celebrating.
September 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Astronomical? I’m a freelancer and a grad student and paid more taxes on what I made than Tesla as an entire organization. Don’t buy their propaganda. They’re cheating all of us.
September 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Otherwise men at large have my blessing to perform literacy in public
August 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Or maybe they’re reading out loud and refuse to stop when asked?
August 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
As a woman who sometimes dates men I am also baffled by this
August 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Lipogram hack!
August 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
undoing the cruelty of that programming did take a fucking while. it’s so heartbreaking to watch people just continue it
August 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Oh realized it’s an unhinged thing to say was a common practice, just later than I’d wish
August 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They used to tell us that the really loving shepherds would break the legs of lambs that wandered off too much and then carry them around to generate love and dependence because they cared so much! Can’t imagine someone without a vet on speed dial doing that to sheep they intended to keep alive??
August 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Honestly would risk it to say I went out with a hand on a Bernini
July 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I just don’t get why if they could get all their nutrients from Soylent they need to eat cooked food ass opinion
July 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Exactly. You earn your way into a person’s world by being normal and cool enough through small talk. I kind of think anyone who “hates small talk” just doesn’t care enough about other people to be interested in their day to day.
July 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Oh hey that was my morning too!
July 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This does also allow for some skeezy probable deniability if they ever were to be called to account for this.
July 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’ve read similar things about “zombie friendships” that helped me disentangle from a Lot of internet presences I didn’t need anymore. It’s wild that we let ourselves be caught up in it.
June 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM