Sorry this was 4th and inches. I’m so pissed I can’t even type right.

That was a horrible play call. Why pitch on on 3rd and inches? #FinsUp

This game is an unmitigated disaster for #UNCFootball. Chapel Bill can’t get here soon enough. @fenwaybowl.bsky.social

Got some rhythm on this drive. Let’s keep it going. #FinsUp

Habitual mediocrity. #FinsUp

…and per the speedboat analogy, it was fun for a while. And it usually is at home in September hanging 70 on Denver, but I’m over it.

Sell the speedboat and build a fucking cargo ship. #FinsUp

The first line of last seasons “Hard Knocks” said it—the Dolphins are a speedboat. And they were right.

Beautiful when everything is going well, but when one thing goes wrong, everything is off. When everything goes wrong, you have tonight. Ugh 😩

Our offense is soft and we don’t travel. #FinsUp

How much longer must we suffer through Julian Hill? #FinsUp