Reading the signoff, I thought borat immediately.

Would love to see you and @keithedwards.bsky.social do something together

To answer his question, f*ck up his night. Pretend your deaf and stand next to him the whole time. At the end tell him you're not and you don't care about how he feels about it.

I do like Gerry though. He's out republicans in their place many times

Anytime we mention he won the popular vote, we need to mention he did not win a majority of voters. The majority of Americans who voted did not vote for Donald Trump

Need one for the native Americans... Kind a ironic none of these related to the Cherokee or the hopi or the Sioux etc etc etc but I do agree with the message.

I mean woodworkers and skilled carpenters have been around for thousands of years... Why would they use some small ass planks of wood lol? They'd have farm tools like scythes and Bill hooks, pitchforks, clubs, etc. way more devastating than a fence picket too wide to grip. Just saying. Love you

It's a federal offense to aim lasers at planes. If they find you, you're f*cked. Rightfully so. You're endangering an entire aircraft of lives.

Gotta keep the glove compartment, center console, and the seat pockets stocked. We got you

My brother just posted in the family group chat about drones over Atlanta😂 people aren't even calling them uap or UFO, drones, and people are getting their britches. Love it.

Is it though? He came from an emerald mine in apartheid South Africa...

Anyone remember him saying that the markets will boom after he's elected? For those who aren't getting the picture, those red symbols means he's a con man. #felon47