Nathan Jones
politicaltortoise.bsky.social
Nathan Jones
@politicaltortoise.bsky.social
Political tortoise, winning the race by taking it slow.
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I'm autistic.

I'm very far from stupid, but occasionally things you might find obvious, like sarcasm and implicit meanings, can go over my head, like Drax the Destroyer.

Gullibility is my middle name.

I'm a decent person but brutally honest and I don't suffer fools or bullies gladly.
I hate dad jokes.

I know, I know, I'm a monster, but I can't stand them.
January 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Um, no... some of us are old enough to remember...
January 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Surprisingly, the nasty, intolerant people on Bluesky are of a lower calibre than those on X.

They're slower, dimmer. Their insults and attacks lack oomph and creativity, they fall flat.

How can they be more boring than the abusive trolls on X? I don't know, but they are.
January 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Fourth day on Bluesky.

I've encountered some truly awful people today. Like, genuine scummy, offensive, abusive, hateful people.

Bluesky need to work fast and hard or this place is going to be as bad as X in no time.
January 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Dude making a joke about my dead, dearly missed mother.

We need to work harder on forcing these scumbags off here and onto X where they belong.
January 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This youngster's timeline is a cesspit. Get to know him quick, he's not gonna be on Bluesky much longer.
January 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Racist much?
January 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Imagine being young and still a bit sexist and emotionally dumb, and making a stupid, immature mistake, then people slandering your character because of it for the rest of your life.
January 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Another autistic person told me autism is always a disability. I told them I have autism and I don't have a disability, so they're probably wrong.

They blocked me.

How incredibly fragile.
January 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This dude has reposted this photo because he literally thinks it is morally acceptable to murder Mark Zuckerberg. He's explicitly argued that it's ok.
January 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Dude thinks I'm a bad person because I couldn't bring myself to murder a baby.
January 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My username is Political Tortoise.

When having a "discussion" the other day, someone literally said, "Ha! I'm a Political Hare, I get there faster than you!".

🤦
January 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
If a Chinese company is making significant sales in the UK, should someone in their customer services department be working according to our clock?
January 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Mark Zuckerberg is receiving a lot of hate on here. Can someone explain why?

Presumably people think he's done some bad (awful) things, and they feel that warrants criticism.

That's fine.

But many of the insults and abuse he's getting seem quite childish and are definitely unwarranted.
January 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
This is disingenuous reporting. The synagogue was simply on the route of the march, they would have simply walked right past it.
January 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I know precisely the question at the front of most men's minds...
January 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I've tried this several times. They always die. I think it's much better to catch and release.
If I saw a mouse in my house I would simply catch it and give it the best life ever
January 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Fourth day on Bluesky.

I've been pretty damning about this place so far. The users, in general, are more similar to the X crowd than I imagined. Lots of bad eggs, sadly.

But, yesterday, I began to meet some really decent folk. And guess what? Yup, they're autistic.
January 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I'm a very humble person.

Incredibly humble.

So, when y'all said Linda would be evicted, and I said she wouldn't be, it really pains me to admit ...

YOU WERE ALL WRONG.

YOU WERE ALL WRONG.

YOU WERE ALL WRONG!!!

#TheTraitors
January 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Linda's gonna go! Linda's gonna go! Linda's gonna go!

Whoops.

Linda didn't go.

#TheTraitors
January 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You don't act in poker, Leon, you keep a straight face.

🤦

#TheTraitors #HumanityIsDoomed
January 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
January 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Fozia, oh no.

Never played poker.

#TheTraitors #HumanityIsDoomed
January 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Linda has played all you haters like fools.

#TheTraitors #HumanityIsDoomed
January 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If Charlotte is safe, I'm happy.

#TheTraitors #HumanityIsDoomed
January 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM