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Political Snarke
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I watch all of the political stuff so you don't have to.
At any rate, thanks for following along with me, everybody! I appreciate it! Have a great rest of your day!
an elderly woman in a red jacket is covering her mouth with her hand and the words peace out homies are written above her
ALT: an elderly woman in a red jacket is covering her mouth with her hand and the words peace out homies are written above her
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September 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Well that was a big fat pile of nothin', wasn't it. #trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Trump is now getting mad at a reporter for not phrasing a question the way he'd have wanted him to phrase the question. He doesn't answer the question just complains and ends the event. Thank Thor.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
T: We're going to put toppings on the roads. We're not going to rip them up and take years to repair them, we're going to put toppings.

Enjoy your spackle speedways, DC folks!

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A reporter just asked him about classical architecture.

Dude between Vance and Tan Suit looks like he's about to punch somebody.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
T is asked about the shooting last week and religious freedom.

T: Religious freedom is so important. And we're talking about all religions, right? It's so important. And we'll have an announcement about that in about two weeks.

TWO WEEKS! Everybody drink!

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
T: When you build here you don't have any tariffs.

Except on all of the materials used to to do the building, but who's counting, right?

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
T: Sometimes they take away the ability to use the phone. I'd really like it if they did that to me once in a while.

SO SAY WE ALL.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
T: We've taken in SO MUCH MONEY in tariffs.

Yeah, but NONE of it has been spent on more trips to see the Titanic, so does it really count?

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If nothing else, this "announcement" is proof of life. I guess. I mean, the guy did just say "if something bad happens, it's AI" so...

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Careful, JD. Your "what the f*ck is this guy talking about" face is showing.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
T: If there's something bad that happens it's just AI. But it's real. There's always things. I've noticed it since I was a baby. I'd ask "who did that?" And it was always AI.

Um. What?

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
THE REPORTER IS SHOWING HIM THE VIDEO.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
T is asked about the live feed over the weekend of someone dropping stuff out of the windows of the White House. He claims its AI and that every window weighs 600 pounds, so nobody can open them.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
T: We've taken in 17 TRILLION because of the tariffs.

Got that, my fellow citizens? We've paid 17 trillion dollars in tariffs so that billionaires can do....whatever they do.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
T: Everybody's talking about the United States. Everybody.

And none of it is good.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The guy between Vance and Tan Suit wants so badly to be seen on camera. He keeps leaning out so that his whole face is visible.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Tan suit guy is totally making a grocery list in his head.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The guy next to Vance is so ready to leave. His face is just screaming "WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING."

I feel you, bro.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This guy's extra-strength adderall just kicked in. He's rambling faster, he's slurring.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The people behind him are now exchanging LOOKS. Donno is just babbling along about restaurants reopening and how people can walk down the middle of the street.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
DID HE JUST SAY BULLET FIRES?

That he saved California by releasing the water to put out the BULLET FIRES?

I just laughed so hard I think I gave mysef abs.

#trumpannouncements
September 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Q: Are you going to send the National Guard to Chicago?

T: 6 people in Chicago were murdered and more than 20 were hit by bullets....

and now he's saying that Chicago is more violent than Afghanistan.

It's been a while since I watched one of these, but y'all. This is BONKERS.

#trumpannouncement
September 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM