"Laws for thee, not for me" is not any better this time around.

It's almost as if people are seeking entertainment to avoid thinking about the impact capitalism has had on them personally?
That said, I would give a novella about owl armpits a shit before one about how a business tycoon saw an opportunity and just ran with it.

I can't tell if this is a double bluff joke or not and I love that.

Did you see Memento?

My only opposition is from being allergic. Land, sea, or whatever, my body doesn't seem to like bug-based food.