policurious
policurious.bsky.social
policurious
@policurious.bsky.social
US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is a limp, damp, soiled dishrag.
January 27, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Right? I want to know how long he's going to be allowed to talk so I can turn it off and come back.
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Jim Jordan needs to stop bouncing in his damn chair. Oh, and also STFU.
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
You demonstrably understand none of these things. What do you think heritage means? Where did your ancestors live before 1602? Why do you think the phrase "you have immigrant heritage" means "you are personally an immigrant"?
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If your 10x-great-grandparent or whatever was an immigrant, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE IMMIGRANT *HERITAGE*. Nobody is saying that means that you yourself are an immigrant—not even the original quote you're responding to. What the fuck is your problem?
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
JFC. So your ancestors in and after 1602 were born on the American continent (the US didn't exist in 1602). But these ancestors ALSO had parents and grandparents, yes? Those parents and grandparents, etc. are ALSO your heritage! And if they weren't born on the American continent, they IMMIGRATED.
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
So your forebears were immigrants, exactly like it says. Not sure why you think this is a gotcha, unless the word "heritage" is a new one for you.
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I had it at 13 (despite being vaxxed). Solidarity. :-(
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My best friend's mom, who is now in her 80s, has walked with a pronounced limp since childhood because of polio. She can move her both her legs and one foot, but she can't lift or move her other foot at all. WTF is wrong with people?!
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I had it myself at age 13 despite being vaccinated—without vaccination I likely would have died. Yes, it's utterly unforgettable. I will never understand parents who allow their children to suffer needlessly this way.
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I was vaccinated, but had pertussis at age 13. I coughed so hard I fell out of chairs and I'll never forget the sound of each tortured inhalation between coughing fits. Without vaccination I almost certainly would have died. People who willingly subject their kids to this are guilty of child abuse.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
May they all come true.
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Eat shit, JD Vance.
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Just want to thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for writing "toe the line" correctly. And for your usual absolute hilarity—your daily newsletters are just delicious.
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Absolutely disgusting to see Teen Vogue surrendering in advance to this fascist administration. Thank you and your colleagues for the work you've been doing.
November 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What the hell? Three months after receiving this award you axe all of the political staff? The political reporting was not just terrific, but actually the only thing in the magazine worth reading. Disgusting to see another publication surrendering in advance.
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
That's Copley Square in Boston! I recognize Trinity Church and the Hancock building in the background.
October 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Yep, as they should!
October 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"Brown shorts" is a 100% on-point typo.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM