When The Onion is more realistic than the real news…

You don’t want to see my WoW hours…

Meanwhile, I witnessed Alaskans and Natives from Western Alaska lose everything and have to huddle in cargo planes. Fuck this administration.

Let’s fucking GOOOO, Alaska!

So proud of Anchorage!

Yeah. Sorry. Apparently the /s was needed.

Is this from all the overdraft fees from Americans who lost their jobs and are struggling?

I just got ridiculously excited about this idea.

Still not shopping there.

I’m getting vibes from the Civil War movie with Nick Offerman. How are we allowing a military state to be instituted?

Also, Alaska bears.

My dad has HCC (alcohol induced liver cancer) at 58. Had a transplant and his old liver was 85 percent cancer masses. He is a year post op and the cancer has spread to 4 organs. I would not wish what he is going through on anyone. I have cared for cancer patients. Kidney failure. This is the worst.

What a fucking joke. I am flabbergasted that anyone who isn’t a complete and total piece of shit thinks this is remotely ok. I hope every one of these people remember their actions when they are arrested when the world regains some sanity. Fecking cucks.