Matt Poldberg
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Matt Poldberg
@poldberg.bsky.social
Digital Marketer. Love photography and bodyboarding. Long Beach, CA

Previously notspamipromise on twitter.
😂 but also, Happy Birthday!
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
That was light ribbing, out of love IMO
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Reposted by Matt Poldberg
crazy how much this bugs me now that someone pointed it out. if i worked at the white house, i would find this ugly, but not as annoying as i do now. ignorance is really bliss bc they more you learn, the more you just walk around thinking "collar gap" and "kerning is off."
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“low-class Italians use a little d.“ 😂😂
October 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Between that and grocery prices in the next six months, people have no idea what is about to hit them.
October 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
He really nailed the ending!
October 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Matt Poldberg
I spent some time with OpenAI's new AI video app Sora. Not just slop but ragebait, fake crimes and women splattered with white goo. The implications of all of this are horrifying.
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Higher difficulty settings remove their blue hair and the piercings that reflect the sun and give away their position.
September 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM