POOKIE POSTED OMG whitepine.....................................

We sent him to Idaho for bread and then when we defeated Jesus,satan went on to become ChristCorps' leader and centered the religion around bread.

This game is insane I love it

No but fym bro just casually dodges a fucking fireball with a successful attack roll while being in a narrow street AND WITHOUT TAKING HALF DAMAGE???

This is bullshit and you've been robbed

Are you perhaps ready to swear rite here rite now?

Maybe in front of the devil too?

Conclusion: Our party is completely and utterly fucked down to unimaginable levels.

End of 🧵 (UNLESS MORE EVIL GUYS SHOW UP AND TRY TO KILL US)

3: THE DOOM DOG
(Design made by me)

Isabelle from AC:NH inside Doomguy's armor made Jesus Christ's personal hitman. This evil canine wants us DEAD. They dropped 2 of our party members to death saves JUST BY DASHING AWAY TO ESCAPE. AND THEYRE STILL ALIVE AND ON THE RUN TO KILL US.

2: LITERAL SATAN
(Design by @natwantstosleep.bsky.social)

This evil fucker showed up right when we were rescuing the tiefling children mentioned before and dropped all of us to half HP ONLY BY SNAPPING THEIR FINGERS. Fortunately enough we gave em dementia using a Wish spell and managed to escape.