barney stinson wouldve loved kingsman, guys who do epic shit wearing suits? “it’s my autobiography. true story.”

@feyrecarstairs.bsky.social hi bestieeee

people improve when they get external love and support. how can we hold it against them when they don't?

me: so i watched that j-lo movie
d: oh the one where- wait no
d: strippers? me: strippers.

d: they put mirrors here for a good reason me: why?
d: *looking at herself* me: for you?
d: yeah.

when writing, it feels less like im writing and more like im cracking a mystery

me, swirling ice coffee around with a straw.
a: you've been spinning that for two minutes me: i'm trying to predict the future
a: pff— with iced coffee?? what are you a gay baba yaga??

me, calling my friends wrestling video game gay for the next five minutes: that's so gay. him, exhausted and quiet: i dont call your shows gay why do you call this gay. me: my shows_are_gay. they're all gay. you have no power over me. him:
him: i hope they get straight

"john wick is a siberian tiger."
- the arsonist

my sister: "there's a lot of conan's in the gray."

this seems fun