PolaroidNinja
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PolaroidNinja
@polaroidninja.bsky.social
"This is going to smell disgusting. Better put my earbuds in."
October 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My 9yo wants to play #dnd as a character who pulls items from other realities to combine them. His example: the Tesseract + a Chaos Emerald + PVC = super chainsaw hands for the Fighter. What system can I dress up as D&D to let this mad genius cook? #ttrpg
September 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The other day I said that I consider myself fairly artistic and the person I was talking to said "Yeah, that makes sense. Are you diagnosed?" 😵
January 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Class Consciousness: Paladin
Swear an oath—not to kings or gods, but to the people. Justice is more than law, and righteousness isn’t obedience. Oaths mean nothing if they serve oppression. #ClassConsciousness #D&D #TTRPG #Paladin
January 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Is anything in your life simple? Anything black and white? So then why do we let the politics in our games be that way? Any system we make up will be messy because it's run by messy people. Doesn't mean it's not worth doing. #socialism #IGandIRL #dnd #ttrpg
January 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Capitalism is the misapplication of a powerful social tool called "markets". It's the economic equivalent of burning the commons down after harnessing the power of fire for the first time. Except, there are those that want to keep that fire burning forever...

#callLuigi
January 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Every quest is political. Choosing to fight the dragon, protect the farmers, or topple a corrupt ruler reflects the values of the table. Why not lean into that? Use your games to explore power, privilege, and collective action. #TTRPGCommunity #socialistSunday
January 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Man... Fuck Moash. #fuckMoash #Stormlight #sanderson
January 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Anyone else ever get an outline written for a book and then lose all drive to complete the story because it's "out of my head now", or is that just me?

#authorSky #writing
January 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Did you know that if a recipe lists out a bunch of rare expensive ingredients you'll only use once like "uncut oyster shells", "Butterfly laughter" and "fresh thyme" or some such, you can often just look up the name of the sauce they're making at the grocery store and find it premade!
January 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"It's weird that Alethi men can't read and must have all books read to them", I think as I listen to Rhythm of War on Audible.

#BrandonSanderson #Stormlight #bookSky
January 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I'm not sorry to go.
January 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Guess democracy died in darkness, huh?
January 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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give me coffee for the things i can change and the ability to make people spontaneously combust for the things i can’t.
January 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"What do you mean we're a fascist nation?"

This.
January 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Shrinkidink Obeka is a little hard to see, but it still kinda looks like the card! #EDH
January 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I was doing shrinkidinks with my kids last night and decided to do one for our girl, Obeka. We will see how it shrinks... #EDH
January 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is the vibe I want to cultivate in my life. What would you call it? (Artist unknown)
January 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Socialist Adventure Idea: PCs need to stop a local famine in the harsh north. The village in question could only feed itself w/ the aid of a family of mages that could help crops grow. That family is now setting itself up as a feudalistic lordship, denying food to those that deny their wishes.
January 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Won with my new Obeka Splitter of Seconds deck on Friday: Never once connected with Obeka, but did get her up to a 21/26 using a fully leveled Wizard class and an opponent dropping two wheels. The 20 power worth of dragons I got from natural upkeeps helped too.
January 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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There’s a small bookshop “adult scholastic book fair” at a local brewery

They vastly misunderstood the demand
January 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM