Flavor Mebh
@polarbrow.bsky.social
Theater dork, movie geek, comic nerd & trained clown living in LA 🏳️⚧️
Follow me on the only social media I habitually use, Letterboxed, @polarbrow
Follow me on the only social media I habitually use, Letterboxed, @polarbrow
I get no respect, no respect at all
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I get no respect, no respect at all
Realizing I could just lie at work was a game changer, the other day I told a guy it was my wife's birthday like where did that even come from?
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Realizing I could just lie at work was a game changer, the other day I told a guy it was my wife's birthday like where did that even come from?
Rushing out 30 minutes before the store closes the day before Thanksgiving cus a guy didn't get the three things I asked him to is unfortunately very gender affirming
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Rushing out 30 minutes before the store closes the day before Thanksgiving cus a guy didn't get the three things I asked him to is unfortunately very gender affirming
Being a coffee lover is all about finding that perfect balance between being energized and uplifted and being jittery and nauseous and then cruising right past it until I'm doubled over speaking in tongues
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Being a coffee lover is all about finding that perfect balance between being energized and uplifted and being jittery and nauseous and then cruising right past it until I'm doubled over speaking in tongues
Kitchen Table Polly would be a great name for a doll that teaches children about non-monogamy
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Kitchen Table Polly would be a great name for a doll that teaches children about non-monogamy
A lot of people may have suffered but at least we got nothing to show for it
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
A lot of people may have suffered but at least we got nothing to show for it
I put the "ass" in "customer satisfaction"
October 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I put the "ass" in "customer satisfaction"
I have my gripes with No Kings but I think it's amazing to organize a massive national protest around "fuck this guy" we should do more of that, tens of thousands coming out to be like "this time it's fuck Craig"
October 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I have my gripes with No Kings but I think it's amazing to organize a massive national protest around "fuck this guy" we should do more of that, tens of thousands coming out to be like "this time it's fuck Craig"
It's already crazy that bidets aren't standard but at sex dungeons and gay clubs they should be required by law
October 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It's already crazy that bidets aren't standard but at sex dungeons and gay clubs they should be required by law
Smokey Bear suggests the existence of Smokey Twink and I'm gonna find him
October 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Smokey Bear suggests the existence of Smokey Twink and I'm gonna find him
There's a lot to hate about the modern world but it's pretty cool that I can be in an unfamiliar neighborhood and type "hot dog" into my phone and it will guide me to one step by step
October 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
There's a lot to hate about the modern world but it's pretty cool that I can be in an unfamiliar neighborhood and type "hot dog" into my phone and it will guide me to one step by step
Sipping my coffee and reading a novel while looking clocky as a swiss watch so everyone knows this local café is *cool*
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Sipping my coffee and reading a novel while looking clocky as a swiss watch so everyone knows this local café is *cool*
Painting my room like this so I actually go insane
October 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Painting my room like this so I actually go insane
Why must all my 90s hot girl fantasies conflict with my 2020s over-theorized transfemme reality
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Why must all my 90s hot girl fantasies conflict with my 2020s over-theorized transfemme reality
Call me Donald Rumsfeld the way I'm telling lies for Bush
October 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Call me Donald Rumsfeld the way I'm telling lies for Bush
Seems like Charlie Kirk shooter's whole reasoning was wanting to bone Jodie Foster, same with the Butler, PA guy, Luigi, the dude who killed Shinzo Abe. In fact most major assassination attempts all the way back to 1981 were because of how hot Jodie Foster is. Not her fault, obviously.
September 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Seems like Charlie Kirk shooter's whole reasoning was wanting to bone Jodie Foster, same with the Butler, PA guy, Luigi, the dude who killed Shinzo Abe. In fact most major assassination attempts all the way back to 1981 were because of how hot Jodie Foster is. Not her fault, obviously.
White House announces Autism caused by excessive exposure to deez
September 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
White House announces Autism caused by excessive exposure to deez
Kink is either Dungeons and Dragons, Boy Scouts, or Feet
September 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Kink is either Dungeons and Dragons, Boy Scouts, or Feet
I'm not crashing out I'm crashing up
September 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm not crashing out I'm crashing up
Reposted by Flavor Mebh
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
Instagram reels blend was a mistake, my friends get cute animals or fun standup sets and all mine are like sissy hypno puppy shit
September 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Instagram reels blend was a mistake, my friends get cute animals or fun standup sets and all mine are like sissy hypno puppy shit
My body is a machine that turns too much soup into tummy aches
September 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My body is a machine that turns too much soup into tummy aches
Overpopulation so bad they're putting dog souls in girls now
September 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Overpopulation so bad they're putting dog souls in girls now
"I'll leave this thing obstructing a major pathway so I'll be more inclined to deal with it" has never worked but it does add a fun sort of obstacle course element to our living situation
September 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"I'll leave this thing obstructing a major pathway so I'll be more inclined to deal with it" has never worked but it does add a fun sort of obstacle course element to our living situation
Thought the money I was saving up for fun shoes was going to have to go to a new watch but my old watch started working again out of nowhere so it looks like shoes are back on the menu!
September 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Thought the money I was saving up for fun shoes was going to have to go to a new watch but my old watch started working again out of nowhere so it looks like shoes are back on the menu!