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Golgafrinchan phone sanitizer, second class.

Cat pervert.

💙💛 Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй.

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F🍁ck Poilievre

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing, after they've tried everything else." - Winston Churchill

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“Ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything.

1) Does this need to be said?
2) Does this need to be said by me?
3) Does this need to be said by me now?”

- Craig Ferguson
I normally wouldn't cheer for ANYTHING Steve Bannon related, but I'd be totally down to watch him beat Roger Stone's decrepit old ass.
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It's weird that this may come as a shock to some people, but "In Flanders Fields" has nothing to do with Ned.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I really wish zombies were real so Bobby Kennedy could show up and totally kick his son's ass.
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Pete Hoekstra puts the "ass" in Ambassador.
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If Brad Paisley is scheduled to sing the anthem for a World Series game, just go ahead and book the next day off work.
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Good to see Kentucky is represented at the Skydome tonight (look at the top right corner).

#BlueJays #WorldSeries #LightsUpLetsGO
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Putin told President Sweet Potato "Don't forget the balls" and, well, you can see how that is turning out...
October 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tariff this, you fulvous fuckhead.

#BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGO #WorldSeries
October 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Remember, America, in your country you're not guilty until proven... oh, sorry, that's the old one... the new standard is not guilty until elected president.
October 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Received my copy of the Antifa bible written by @brittlestar.com today.
October 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Today is the birthday of e.e. cummings and Lillian Gish.

#soundsdirtybutisnt
October 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
That's my boys...

#BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo
October 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
OMG the #BlueJays broadcasters keep calling the Yankees pitcher "Shitler" by accident.

#LightsUpLetsGo
a baby in polka dot pajamas is laying on a blanket on the floor
ALT: a baby in polka dot pajamas is laying on a blanket on the floor
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
More like "Très You-SAVAGE!", amirite?

#LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays
October 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It took me 48 YEARS to finally get one of these jerseys, looks like maybe it was just in the nick of time? (yeah, I didn't have one for the 90s world champion teams and it sucked).

#LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays
October 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey guys, save some for Tuesday, OK? #LightsUpLetsGo #BlueJays
October 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
And now we know why UK police usually aren't allowed to carry guns...
October 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I swear if I add any more words to my filters to block out the insanity of the USA, I'll only see posts with animals, Star Trek and Star Wars - and even some of THEM will end up hidden.
October 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
<banging broom handle on floor>

CAN YOU GUYS FUCKING KEEP IT DOWN? PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.

JFC USA, we'd be better off moving Canada to an apartment over a meth lab.
October 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Charlie Kirk loving MAGA turd decides Mormons are responsible for his killing so a church in Michigan is somehow a valid target for murder and mayhem. US Government again endorses the idea that "THEY" are out to destroy Christians, but pretends that the "they" isn't MAGA.

That about sum it up?
September 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Every time they mention CeeDee Lamb for the Cowboys, this is who I see in my head and I get terribly confused... and it's getting annoying.
September 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
THEY DID IT
a blue jays logo with a red maple leaf on it
ALT: a blue jays logo with a red maple leaf on it
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh, I get it now. Only the ones who took tylenol then?
Ok I'm trying to keep this all straight...

All labubus are getting raptured today live on Jimmy Kimmel, is that correct?
September 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ok I'm trying to keep this all straight...

All labubus are getting raptured today live on Jimmy Kimmel, is that correct?
September 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM