Poisonous Ratbag
@poisonousratbag.bsky.social
Briton in America, horrible plague-ridden thing.
Also philanthropist and benevolent guardian and tutor to Little Charlie Mouse.
Also philanthropist and benevolent guardian and tutor to Little Charlie Mouse.
You didn’t say why you love them though! 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You didn’t say why you love them though! 🤣
Especially an affecting and beautiful tale like Clive’s terrible strict upbringing at the green hands of the PEF, his passionate but doomed love for his rodent pal and subsequent descent into vice and dodginess! 😇🤷♂️
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November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Especially an affecting and beautiful tale like Clive’s terrible strict upbringing at the green hands of the PEF, his passionate but doomed love for his rodent pal and subsequent descent into vice and dodginess! 😇🤷♂️
This is why we always have tissues to hand in case LITERATURE makes us emotional and weepy 😇
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is why we always have tissues to hand in case LITERATURE makes us emotional and weepy 😇
To wipe away TEARS at the heartfelt beauty of the searingly honest tale of vice and depravity obviously! 😇
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
To wipe away TEARS at the heartfelt beauty of the searingly honest tale of vice and depravity obviously! 😇
He’ll never take us alive oh Nan! 😜
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
He’ll never take us alive oh Nan! 😜
You wouldn’t hurt Clive’s poor LITERARY AGENT! 😇🤷♂️
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
You wouldn’t hurt Clive’s poor LITERARY AGENT! 😇🤷♂️
Nah readers will have to stop to get tissues like 😇
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Nah readers will have to stop to get tissues like 😇
We actually think it’ll become a classic like Memoirs of A Woman of Pleasure or Lady Chatterly’s Lover once the shock has worn off Squigg! It’s a sizzling tale of love and perversion stuffed with bad rodents and deviancy! 😁
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November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
We actually think it’ll become a classic like Memoirs of A Woman of Pleasure or Lady Chatterly’s Lover once the shock has worn off Squigg! It’s a sizzling tale of love and perversion stuffed with bad rodents and deviancy! 😁
We’ve already retained counsel PEF! It was on their advice that we changed the title from FIFTY SHADES OF GREEN 😈
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November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
We’ve already retained counsel PEF! It was on their advice that we changed the title from FIFTY SHADES OF GREEN 😈
We really don’t judge you!! GOD and the RSPB will do that 😜
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November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
We really don’t judge you!! GOD and the RSPB will do that 😜
One who understands the difference between libel and slander is probably a start oh fiend but we don’t care and will ignore any summons by hiding in our sewer eating cake 😜
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
One who understands the difference between libel and slander is probably a start oh fiend but we don’t care and will ignore any summons by hiding in our sewer eating cake 😜
Now don’t knock yourself PEF! We don’t judge anyone for the colour of their (green) skin and pretty much everyone who has ever existed is a prude compared to Clive! 🤷♂️
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Now don’t knock yourself PEF! We don’t judge anyone for the colour of their (green) skin and pretty much everyone who has ever existed is a prude compared to Clive! 🤷♂️
Yes! But you’re in denial about it 😜
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Yes! But you’re in denial about it 😜
Aye! A “not for sale to minors or greenskinned prudes” sticker is probably sensible n all Mr Simon 😁
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Aye! A “not for sale to minors or greenskinned prudes” sticker is probably sensible n all Mr Simon 😁
Yes but that COMPLETELY UNTRUE tale lacks the exciting sexual escapades and naughty narcotic fun of Clive’s life in the seedy plushie underworld of SIN PEF! 😍
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November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yes but that COMPLETELY UNTRUE tale lacks the exciting sexual escapades and naughty narcotic fun of Clive’s life in the seedy plushie underworld of SIN PEF! 😍
Now we realise the font choice is a bit out there but we think it really makes the colours jump out which will help bookshop sales 😁
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November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Now we realise the font choice is a bit out there but we think it really makes the colours jump out which will help bookshop sales 😁
Perhaps it’s better if we don’t do that 😜
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Perhaps it’s better if we don’t do that 😜
Yes dear sorry dear 😈
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Yes dear sorry dear 😈
It’s nicer than what most people call us Mr Bish 😍
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s nicer than what most people call us Mr Bish 😍
Get well soon milady! Kidney stones are the nastiest thing on earth 🫶
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Get well soon milady! Kidney stones are the nastiest thing on earth 🫶
You don’t know what you’ve started PEF! 🥶 Let us hope all of his admirers are seasoned professionals with wide experience 😈
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You don’t know what you’ve started PEF! 🥶 Let us hope all of his admirers are seasoned professionals with wide experience 😈