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Not actually an honorary member of the Worcester Fire Dept.
Philosopher who principally writes about the early moderns and Platonism-but not here, jeeze, I’m not a monster.
identifying forehead tattoos. at the very least we'd be making these fuckers wear bangs
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 AM
I should have known it'd be some monkey paw shit when that fortune teller told me I'd discover I had hidden depths
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 AM
January 8, 2026 at 6:07 AM
a bottle of that and meatball sub, shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas*

*Vegas being what I would name the blanket fort on my couch
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Funny, I was thinking the same thing only about the late 90s and Paul Ziff.
January 4, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Rothrock does a pole-vaulting wall split in that finale
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM
It's impossible to see that face and not think, 'I'd like to have a beer with that bear.'

Which is how he hunts.
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 AM
*some* ghosts do. the nasty ones. who you been hanging with?
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 AM
scientists need to shut the fuck up
January 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
the last thing every Canadian sees
January 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Glad but also friggin' amazed to hear this. I assumed you must be constantly dealing with torrents of ugliness.
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
never thought about this way and now that I have I'm kind of worried mine is sniffing glue
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
An especially silly fear since all Canadians die by moose.
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I was going to say Tallahassee but yeah
December 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
My time machine to the 90s sits unused in the basement. It doesn't matter how many times you set it for Chapel Hill, it always defaults to Allentown.
December 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
My veterinarian wife runs into this problem with cats in their adoption program. After my first suggestion, "Baron von Cräpsenhaus," I was not asked for a second.
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
it's for detailing
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
December 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I've lived in five states and the dmv at every one them ran a tight ship manned by overworked yet friendly helpful professionals
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
When you have two who get along this well you can just cancel all your streaming services
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Only Piggy combines the fighting chops, joy d'vie, and borderline scary romantic dedication. So that means Kermit has to be Buttercup.
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Statler and Waldorf. They'd nail the bickering but affectionate couple bit.
December 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hmm. True. Rizzo would be an excellent Vizzini.
December 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I see Gonzo taking a bold career-redefining villain turn here as Vizzini
December 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM