I didn’t have enough space to include being a 52 year old who says “want me to give you a comeback? Sure, let me just wipe it off your mother’s mouth.”

Adam Sessler, 2004: Halo-lujah! Halo 2 is here to kick ass. Well, not evvveerryy ass, just the alien ones 😏 [cut to Cortana]

Adam Sessler, 2013: Pikmin 3 is an environmental odyssey,

Adam Sessler, 2025: I asked the brown waitress where she thinks Hummus comes from — oops. Hamas scum got it wrong.

oopsie, took a nap 😭

Ray-tracing isn't going to get retired as gaming tech simply because it can make the workflow for artists substantially easier. ID Software's Billy Khan says that RTGI in Dark Ages saved time that would've been wasted on doing the same look rendered out on the CPU. www.eurogamer.net/digitalfound...

32 bit physx is absolutely broken since its built on x87 without any multi-threading, meaning performance can never really be brute forced on the CPU. 64-bit Physx is fine and has been used since 2015, and can play nice on AMD cards if you build your game around it, like Control.

you should've somehow roped in a revival of G4's Code Monkeys into this plan. and a reprint of the CAD animated series. basically every failed gamer comedy animation should be part of the Harris Brewerguy Media Enterprise(tm)

wow, that was a big sleep!