The above was an experiment by an Italian university to learn how to boil an egg on an EU grant. There were five researchers a shed load of eggs. The final result takes 32mins 2 pans of water at least 3 staff for ONE egg with an 86% success rate. My simple method can put two boiled eggs up in 10min

I can boil what I consider to be the perfectly cooked egg in ten minutes using minimal equipment and water.
Scientists sometimes confuse babies with bathwater and just at the disposal end. However the paper gave me a great laugh and all I need to know is when and where they open for business

Humans ARE animals

Why then do we not have more women in GOV.UK?

A life well livid is a life well lived

How many is a lot in YOUR book?

Yeah? Define good

That recipe is a morning one and soak bits of buttered sourdough in the bowl with them.

Oh the squeaky belt will fix itself instantly with a tiny squirm of WD40 towards the belt from a distance while the motor is running

He does not have to be smart. He only has to pay for smart
and he has more than enough future earnings to be a kundt and stay a kundt

You are right not to eat mushrooms you do not recognise. Those are shaggy inkcaps and are VERY tasty simmered in milk with butter and a shake of pepper

I am underwhelmed. I am not under attack. I do not believe everything I think.

Is it proven that America represents a civilisation?

Brexit is God's way of telling the Brits they are an island in spite of all John Clare tried to tell them

Bím ag siopadóiract
(ag brabhsáil ríomhleabhar)
Agus tá cead agat usáud a paint as 'táim

Before opening mouth check whether you can actually believe everything you think

We've all been down that alley good buddy before discovering a camera only takes what the eye sees and the brain decides is worthwhile sending a message to the hand to hold the camera steady and activate the shutter

Buy sweets

Sugar Loaf? From Stephens Green? Rooftop carpark as was?