THE YEAST HAS FARTED SUFFICIENTLY, THE BREAD IS RISEN AND FLUFFY.

Going in the oven now. Send good vibes.

That's what we're trying. Flour and water. The big question is if my house has chlorinated water or not... I used filtered water from the fridge but I dunno if that will do the trick, or if I'll have to try again in a few days with water I leave out overnight to let the chlorine evaporate.

Thinking on it more I suspect beer was made first, somehow, accidentally. And the rest happened when humanity was inebriated and dared each other to eat shit they forgot about in the back of the pantry for a month. Like Garum. #yum

Bread is like... super weird, if you think about it. Like. What possessed some ancient human to collect grains, grind them up, combine them with an egg from a bird, and cultivate wild yeast in it??? What animal does that? Where did this idea come from? And then you cook it with FIRE and eat it.

Also attempting a normal bread. Like, with store yeast. Looked like dough. Smelled like dough. Did not quack but dough does not quack generally, I am lead to believe. So it COULD be dough that I made. We will see if it rises though. #ihavenoideawhatimdoing

I used to take public transit to college. You'd be shocked how many people blatantly ignore the big, obvious "NO SMOKING" signs on every train station. Okay maybe not shocked, but definitely disappointed. I'm all for ticketing people doing, it but that would cost money the city won't part with.

My dog does that with my tablet when she thinks it's time for scritchies lol.

Luna rolled in the wet grass in the back yard during Potty Time and is very, very stinky. This is probably the worst effect of the storm thus far. Bath for the gremlin once the storm passes. (She till got a goodnight kiss though.) #DogsOfBsky #stinky

#HollowKnight even. I CAN SPELL GOOD

SQUEEEEE

... although it probably would be very hard to write an entire show script that way. It'd be great though. Keep 'em guessing. Rage bait the dummies who care more about what's going on in a fictional person's overalls than the real world.

Then again, could just be my messed up sense of humor.

Hear me out: I kind of think it would be HILARIOUS if Frankie's gender/pronouns were never actually spoken/confirmed in the show. It's just a MYSTERY but nobody brings it up because HOLY SHIT BLUE BABIES and they have bigger fish to fry. It would piss off the transphobes soooo much. I would cackle.

I also wanted to be an animator. But my very first animation prof was a verbally abusive piece of work. He told me "This is how the industry is, and if you can't handle it, you'll never make it" and unfortunately I suspect he was right, at least about the industry part... changed majors lol