Pete Stein
@pogopete.bsky.social
New Yorker, pinball wizard, OG @dvdvr.bsky.social Playa. 🇺🇲 by birth, 🇺🇦 by blood (Berezivka/Березі́вка). Bradley '96. Winner of Twitter, 2021. Way too young to lie here forever. Way too old to try so whatever.
Of course America isn't "on the brink of a constitutional crisis." We're over the edge and plummeting to our collective doom.
September 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Of course America isn't "on the brink of a constitutional crisis." We're over the edge and plummeting to our collective doom.
Next time she should shout "LOOK! DEFENSELESS ILLEGALS!" They'll move then.
August 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Next time she should shout "LOOK! DEFENSELESS ILLEGALS!" They'll move then.
He got distracted by a ringing telephone since it's been so long since he heard one.
August 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
He got distracted by a ringing telephone since it's been so long since he heard one.
They should've told him his agent was at the finish line with a good acting job.
August 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
They should've told him his agent was at the finish line with a good acting job.
Are you looking for a serious answer? Because yes, she absolutely would've. See, her staff would've been both competent and serious about this, unlike the current administration who don't care how badly they blow up the economy as long as they and their boss stay in power.
August 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Are you looking for a serious answer? Because yes, she absolutely would've. See, her staff would've been both competent and serious about this, unlike the current administration who don't care how badly they blow up the economy as long as they and their boss stay in power.
He was swinging *something* around there. Not sure it was his weight.
August 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
He was swinging *something* around there. Not sure it was his weight.
Lovely town... basically a Sarasota neighborhood. My grandparents had a timeshare there and we would visit for a week or so every winter as kids.
July 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Lovely town... basically a Sarasota neighborhood. My grandparents had a timeshare there and we would visit for a week or so every winter as kids.
We find ways to handle our shit with the help of others.
July 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We find ways to handle our shit with the help of others.
Just imagine what a shitheel the guy who died must've been!
*sprinkle sarcasm liberally to taste*
*sprinkle sarcasm liberally to taste*
July 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just imagine what a shitheel the guy who died must've been!
*sprinkle sarcasm liberally to taste*
*sprinkle sarcasm liberally to taste*
GML...
a man in a suit and white shirt is in a wrestling ring
ALT: a man in a suit and white shirt is in a wrestling ring
media.tenor.com
July 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
GML...
Fishbone, "Party at Ground Zero."
July 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Fishbone, "Party at Ground Zero."
You want to find the groomers, look for the kids in MAGA hats.
June 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
You want to find the groomers, look for the kids in MAGA hats.
"Remember my name, you'll be screaming it la- wait."
June 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"Remember my name, you'll be screaming it la- wait."
THE WHOLE BLOCK IS WATCHING! THE WHOLE BLOCK IS WATCHING!
June 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
THE WHOLE BLOCK IS WATCHING! THE WHOLE BLOCK IS WATCHING!
I used to have that on a T-shirt. Pretty sure I caused a car accident in Peoria when someone tried looking at it as they drove by. 😂😱🫣
May 15, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I used to have that on a T-shirt. Pretty sure I caused a car accident in Peoria when someone tried looking at it as they drove by. 😂😱🫣
Donalds' math may be off because in a different age he'd be considered 3/5ths of a person.
May 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Donalds' math may be off because in a different age he'd be considered 3/5ths of a person.
All Corgis Are Bad? You MONSTER.
May 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
All Corgis Are Bad? You MONSTER.
He didn't run the league, but he killed it by making the league go head-to-head with the NFL and then forcing the disastrous lawsuit against them.
April 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
He didn't run the league, but he killed it by making the league go head-to-head with the NFL and then forcing the disastrous lawsuit against them.