"The doctor will see you now."
"Thanks, I gathered as much."

At the end of the day, both options suck. After I complete the design of my prototype lint-bucket/3D printer and secure financing from some forward thinking venture capitalist, all of your problems will be over. Well not all of them, but at least those that are related to vacuum cleaners.

Elmira, NY at 9am and Corning, NY at Noon.

So if this apartment complex was "filled with TdA" and there was only one gang affiliated guy arrested, it raises the question in my mind, "just how fat was he?".

Has anyone looked into relocating Space X from Starbase, TX to the Fordow fuel enrichment site in Iraq? Bunker busting bombs have had limited real world testing but "major anomalies" seem to already be racking up an impressive track record.

I've noticed that the women in my house always sit on the toilet when they have to answer a "call of nature". Does Rep. Burchett evacuate his bowels while standing up to avoid this appearance of being weak and unmanly? And if so, does he and 'Dear Leader' share a favored brand of adult diaper?

Other pointy hats are a better fit.

Just realized (after hitting post) that I made a backslash instead of a slash for my 'not equal to' symbol. Math has never been my strong suit.

If my calculations are correct, based on his (L/R) sideburn ratio, he's blowing around a 2.6 BAC here.