Gandalf the Bae
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Im a literal fucking menace to myself.
Its always, “Smile if you’re gay.” Not, “Smile if you like forcing yourself on women.” Double standards.
May 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Its always, “Smile if you’re gay.” Not, “Smile if you like forcing yourself on women.” Double standards.
Im getting really fucking sick of everyone on this god forsaken planet!
May 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Im getting really fucking sick of everyone on this god forsaken planet!
I don’t actually swipe on tinder to meet people. I just go to beat off to the hot ones.
April 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I don’t actually swipe on tinder to meet people. I just go to beat off to the hot ones.
I still can’t believe that men collectively tricked women into thinking we think of the Roman Empire daily
April 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I still can’t believe that men collectively tricked women into thinking we think of the Roman Empire daily
This goes out to the true amateur adult content creators, from before the phrase, “content creator” even existed. Just some random woman, a tri-pod, and an itch she can’t scratch. This ones for you 🍷
April 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This goes out to the true amateur adult content creators, from before the phrase, “content creator” even existed. Just some random woman, a tri-pod, and an itch she can’t scratch. This ones for you 🍷
Do you guys ever smell something? A kind of smelly smell? The a kind of smelly smell that kind of smells, smelly?
March 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Do you guys ever smell something? A kind of smelly smell? The a kind of smelly smell that kind of smells, smelly?
Look, all Im saying is if Rodger Rabbit can land a baddy like Jessica, then maybe the issue isn’t the way you look, but the way you treat people.
February 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Look, all Im saying is if Rodger Rabbit can land a baddy like Jessica, then maybe the issue isn’t the way you look, but the way you treat people.
If Rodger Rabbit can score a baddie like Jessica maybe the issue isn’t the way you look, but the way your treat people.
February 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If Rodger Rabbit can score a baddie like Jessica maybe the issue isn’t the way you look, but the way your treat people.
It makes me sad to think that there are plus size women who think they need to loose weight to be pretty.
January 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It makes me sad to think that there are plus size women who think they need to loose weight to be pretty.
Im too liberal for the conservatives and to conservative for the liberals.
January 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Im too liberal for the conservatives and to conservative for the liberals.
I wonder how many people pay onlyfans models to do weird shit. Not like piss or shit, but like fuck their ass while reading the constitution.
January 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I wonder how many people pay onlyfans models to do weird shit. Not like piss or shit, but like fuck their ass while reading the constitution.
Fox News is calling that Bishop woke. A Bishop, woke. A religious figure from an institution thats thousands of years old, thats Bishop is woke. Because they asked Trump to “Show Mercy.” Mercy is considered woke now.
January 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Fox News is calling that Bishop woke. A Bishop, woke. A religious figure from an institution thats thousands of years old, thats Bishop is woke. Because they asked Trump to “Show Mercy.” Mercy is considered woke now.
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“I thought i was being clear?” No you weren’t you dumb dyke you sent one gif over and over. You’ve got a fucking mouth use your words and express complex thoughts you fucking retard!
January 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
“I thought i was being clear?” No you weren’t you dumb dyke you sent one gif over and over. You’ve got a fucking mouth use your words and express complex thoughts you fucking retard!
Nothing quite like your parents fighting at 5 am to start the week.
January 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Nothing quite like your parents fighting at 5 am to start the week.
At some point, some asshole said we’re too old to have naps in our daily schedule, and I think thats bull shit!
January 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
At some point, some asshole said we’re too old to have naps in our daily schedule, and I think thats bull shit!
If there’s ever a work place policy that you don’t like/disagree with make it inconvenient for management, and watch how quickly they over turn it.
January 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
If there’s ever a work place policy that you don’t like/disagree with make it inconvenient for management, and watch how quickly they over turn it.
At what point do you stop living at home and start living at your parents house?
January 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
At what point do you stop living at home and start living at your parents house?
Im beginning to develop a new pet peeve of mine, where i hate people who don’t let others finish their sentence. Like im fucking talking. Can i finish my point you cuck!
January 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Im beginning to develop a new pet peeve of mine, where i hate people who don’t let others finish their sentence. Like im fucking talking. Can i finish my point you cuck!
Im disappointed that no one was called a cunt in the Harry Potter series. I thought they were British!
January 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Im disappointed that no one was called a cunt in the Harry Potter series. I thought they were British!
Some of you drive like your insurance rates won’t go up after an accident.
December 29, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Some of you drive like your insurance rates won’t go up after an accident.
Its beginning yo look a lot like DIS BISH!
December 13, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Its beginning yo look a lot like DIS BISH!
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like Ahla Lu Akbar.
December 12, 2024 at 9:35 PM
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like Ahla Lu Akbar.
Find you a woman who can make you cum like a femboy.
December 12, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Find you a woman who can make you cum like a femboy.