Tweet of the year

TikTok is where all those gen Z Trump voters got their fake news so maybe this ban is not such a bed thing

The new law in TX that allows parents to sue if their little angel ever feels guilt for being white. It has transformed my district into a baby-proofed daycare that omits all the difficult lessons of history.

Your dumb statement right there proves it does

Get that wet meat, fam!

That’s Duke Silver!

I’ve been wanting to pitch a story on dog breeders for years

I’d argue it always was

Watch yourself, counselor

What are you, my personal trainer? I’m exhausted from caring and fighting.