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Full Time FBI Agent (Fastidious Bug Inspector)
@podraiser.bsky.social
Isopod pictures! All pics taken by me. ©2025. All pics are provided under CC BY-NC license. Please tag me in any memes, I need to laugh.

🏳️‍⚧️ poorly managed by @majima.club
🙂‍↔️ please do not ask me for advice
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“You have no schedule.“
- Hayao Miyazaki
May 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m sad to say he lost an antenna and part of a leg during his ordeal but he’ll regrow it at his next molt.

Remember: tape and glue traps are horrible for the bugs (and other critters!!) that get trapped on them. They die a slow death of starvation/dehydration, and are stressed the whole time.
May 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This morning at the park there was a TEENY TINY cry for help in the leaves!

This lil guy (probably? When he fell over I didn’t see a marsupium) needed an emergency extraction!
May 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Isopod of the Day, 5/5/25: Selenas

YES, her name is spelled with an extra S. Her mom was a really big fan of Tejano in the 90s and honestly, she thinks she’s lucky to have a meme for a name. It’s 5 de Mayo but she’s done explaining that it’s NOT Mexican Independence Day so she’s rolling back up.
May 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Isopod of the Day 5/4/25: Daddy Gus

Daddy Gus has seen it all and honestly he’s done with your tomfoolery. That cryptowhatsit and your monkey pictures are a load of hooey and you need to keep your money under your tergites like a normal crustacean.
May 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Isopod of the day 5/3/25: Jimothy

Cursed with the face of an evil dictator but blessed with the heart of a preschool teacher, Jimothy splits his time between pre-masticating large leaves for struggling mancae and explaining that he’s not doing anything sinister, it’s just how he looks #Invertefest
May 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Isopod of the Day, 5/1/25: Jamiroquai

Jamiroquai is a stylish guy who likes hanging out at the fancy organic buffet and politely tapping passersby with his antenna to give them his mixtape and ask if they have heard of his podcast, “Only Pod Can Judge Me.“ He refuses to pivot to video #InverteFest
May 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Isopod of the Day 4/30/25 (for real this time): Felicia

It’s Wednesday and Felicia… she… she just wants uppies, y’all. She doesn’t want to watch the news, forage for groceries, or even HEAR the word rent. Or mancae. Only uppies. Maybe, MAYBE fry food
April 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Isopod of the Day, 4/30/25: Gustav

Gustav is a robust fellow who was unexpectedly relocated to his new luxury home. He now spends his time moss diving and hogging the fish flakes. Sadly, his sister Carmilla was unable to join him as she was eaten by a terrier two minutes earlier #InverteFest
April 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Isopod of the Day, 4/29/25: Emily

Emily is shy but fascinated with the intricacies of bin cleaning day so she watches from her porch. Plus she’s determined to be the first to get to the Repashy this time. #InverteFest
April 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oh! A rare drop!
April 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Isoposting, Day 1

Hello!
April 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM