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Towels IS bed. Wot stoopid hoomon talking??
And Amazon packing is bed. And ironed shirts is bed. And fridge is bed. I SAY bed, IS bed. 😻
And Amazon packing is bed. And ironed shirts is bed. And fridge is bed. I SAY bed, IS bed. 😻
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Towels IS bed. Wot stoopid hoomon talking??
And Amazon packing is bed. And ironed shirts is bed. And fridge is bed. I SAY bed, IS bed. 😻
And Amazon packing is bed. And ironed shirts is bed. And fridge is bed. I SAY bed, IS bed. 😻
Sheer weight of that belly! Someone under 200lbs wld just topple over backwards if they stretched back that far without that colossal counterweight! 🤤😍
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Sheer weight of that belly! Someone under 200lbs wld just topple over backwards if they stretched back that far without that colossal counterweight! 🤤😍
Ha! As someone who makes holding hands in public seem like gut wrenching East German porn, it's fun to be "seen"! Prudes unite! 😇
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Ha! As someone who makes holding hands in public seem like gut wrenching East German porn, it's fun to be "seen"! Prudes unite! 😇
I think you're right! Your metabolism is pretty much the holy grail for modern society. I only manage to maintain with tiny gains here and there with huge effort. Don't know if you're a Parks & Rec guy, but sometimes I feel like screaming "They don't even KNOW!!!" a la Craig!
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think you're right! Your metabolism is pretty much the holy grail for modern society. I only manage to maintain with tiny gains here and there with huge effort. Don't know if you're a Parks & Rec guy, but sometimes I feel like screaming "They don't even KNOW!!!" a la Craig!
Fair comment! 6K/day should support well over 500lbs! I reckon you're one of those rare birds wot sleep-jog, thereby bumping your BMR up a few thousand calories! Get your boys to monitor you more closely! 😜♥️
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Fair comment! 6K/day should support well over 500lbs! I reckon you're one of those rare birds wot sleep-jog, thereby bumping your BMR up a few thousand calories! Get your boys to monitor you more closely! 😜♥️
You got the ginger one. And you expected what? 😜
She is beautiful and I am seething with jealousy! You must love that daft brain donor more than anything! ♥️
She is beautiful and I am seething with jealousy! You must love that daft brain donor more than anything! ♥️
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
You got the ginger one. And you expected what? 😜
She is beautiful and I am seething with jealousy! You must love that daft brain donor more than anything! ♥️
She is beautiful and I am seething with jealousy! You must love that daft brain donor more than anything! ♥️
Lovin' the self deprecation and in all honesty, a close run thing. But no. Definitely you! 😍😉
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Lovin' the self deprecation and in all honesty, a close run thing. But no. Definitely you! 😍😉
I wanted to post st like these guys but they'd already said it better - thanks chaps!
Good on ya - keep it up. And it really was 'sharing the joy' - genuinely felt better having read your post.
Good on ya - keep it up. And it really was 'sharing the joy' - genuinely felt better having read your post.
September 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I wanted to post st like these guys but they'd already said it better - thanks chaps!
Good on ya - keep it up. And it really was 'sharing the joy' - genuinely felt better having read your post.
Good on ya - keep it up. And it really was 'sharing the joy' - genuinely felt better having read your post.
🎶 Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard, you fat bastard,
You ate all the pies! 🎶
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard, you fat bastard,
You ate all the pies! 🎶
August 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
🎶 Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard, you fat bastard,
You ate all the pies! 🎶
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard, you fat bastard,
You ate all the pies! 🎶
And all the secret fascists (clutch pearls!) ramming through neoliberal policies ever since the unholy Reagan/Thatcher coupling wonder why the birthrate is plummeting in the middle classes... Mmmmm..??
I know!! Let's keep ramming through neoliberal policies! 😃👍👌
I know!! Let's keep ramming through neoliberal policies! 😃👍👌
August 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
And all the secret fascists (clutch pearls!) ramming through neoliberal policies ever since the unholy Reagan/Thatcher coupling wonder why the birthrate is plummeting in the middle classes... Mmmmm..??
I know!! Let's keep ramming through neoliberal policies! 😃👍👌
I know!! Let's keep ramming through neoliberal policies! 😃👍👌
I'm being extra special nice to papa Giuseppe and trying not to lie too much. So I'm really hopeful! 🤞🙏
August 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm being extra special nice to papa Giuseppe and trying not to lie too much. So I'm really hopeful! 🤞🙏
Is "just right" a legit answer? No?
Okay, flattery aside... 69"?
Okay, flattery aside... 69"?
August 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Is "just right" a legit answer? No?
Okay, flattery aside... 69"?
Okay, flattery aside... 69"?
You're so right. I've always wanted to be a real boy... 😥
August 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
You're so right. I've always wanted to be a real boy... 😥
Fair comment.
However, from a selfish perspective - 😩😥😭💔
However, from a selfish perspective - 😩😥😭💔
August 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Fair comment.
However, from a selfish perspective - 😩😥😭💔
However, from a selfish perspective - 😩😥😭💔
You've obviously committed some heinous transgression (eg moved a tiny fraction too far to the left). So you only have yourself to blame 🤷 ❤️
June 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
You've obviously committed some heinous transgression (eg moved a tiny fraction too far to the left). So you only have yourself to blame 🤷 ❤️
Aka Mia the clumsy ninja... ❤️
June 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Aka Mia the clumsy ninja... ❤️
Very cute! Almost as cute as the Jinja Ninja - but then nothing is as cute as her!
June 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Very cute! Almost as cute as the Jinja Ninja - but then nothing is as cute as her!
Jinja ninja! She is stunning! And rare. ❤️
May 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Jinja ninja! She is stunning! And rare. ❤️
Good grief!! 😍😍 Stunning.
No. Beyond stunning.
No. Beyond stunning.
May 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Good grief!! 😍😍 Stunning.
No. Beyond stunning.
No. Beyond stunning.
Hahaha!! 😂 Me too, before I played the clip! Was peering at the still image sideways thinking "I am so naive - I have no clue what the fuck you do with that?!!"
April 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hahaha!! 😂 Me too, before I played the clip! Was peering at the still image sideways thinking "I am so naive - I have no clue what the fuck you do with that?!!"
Look at all those plates and cutlery! Surplus to requirement, babe: just the one, thank you very much. 😂
April 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Look at all those plates and cutlery! Surplus to requirement, babe: just the one, thank you very much. 😂
Crossed my mind too... Poor bastards, the pair of them. No fan of the Catholic Church or the British monarchy, but bloody hell, i wouldn't wish that on anyone. What a way to go with the memory of those tools fresh in your mind.
April 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Crossed my mind too... Poor bastards, the pair of them. No fan of the Catholic Church or the British monarchy, but bloody hell, i wouldn't wish that on anyone. What a way to go with the memory of those tools fresh in your mind.
Strangely mesmerising! And it makes me drool imagining the sheer quantity of food consumed... 🤤❤️🤤❤️
April 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Strangely mesmerising! And it makes me drool imagining the sheer quantity of food consumed... 🤤❤️🤤❤️
If they're noisy about it in public, they are way way down the food chain! I recommend a v high SPF to guard against the miniscule dick energy radiating off these specimens! (I begrudgingly acknowledge however that even these baby Epsteins earn more than I'll ever see! 😥)
April 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If they're noisy about it in public, they are way way down the food chain! I recommend a v high SPF to guard against the miniscule dick energy radiating off these specimens! (I begrudgingly acknowledge however that even these baby Epsteins earn more than I'll ever see! 😥)