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Poden5001
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He/him. I like games and anime. I'll get around to writing that light novel someday. Obsessed with Blue Archive. Male Female Sensei Truther and Propaganda distributor. Retweets may be lewd but not explicit.
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I had a dream about her last night. She was astonishingly beautiful as she relaxed in the hot springs. I'll attribute my burst of inspiration today to her. I also managed to hit Relationship Rank 50 with her again today. Perhaps this was fate.
Giving a Beautiful Bouquet to Chinatsu in her yukata in the Schale Cafe (Ignore the child in the background) Chinatsu (Hot Spring) gift notice. She's at Relationship Rank 49 and I only need one of my six to rank her up Relationship Rank 50 reached with Hot Spring Chinatsu Reward Acquired! Hinomiya Chinatsu Relationship Rank 50 Title, again!
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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"I am the easiest Blue Archive boss."
In a ruined and overgrown part of town are Kokona, Neru in her school uniform, and two Hoshinos (one in swimsuit and one in combat gear). Double Hoshino Clear. Light Armor, Insane: 27,664,704 points Unit: Idol Mari (UE40), Swimsuit Hoshino (UE40), Dress Hina (UE60, Assistant), Dress Aru (3 star); Kisaki (Lv.75, 3 star), and Rio (Lv.70, 3 star) Heavy Armor, Torment: 39,328,640 Unit 1: I.Mari, Atsuko (UE40), Uniform Neru (UE50, Assistant, Thanks Leo), D.Aru; Kisaki, and Rio Unit 2 Final: Kokona (UE30), U.Neru (UE40), S.Hoshino, and Armed Hoshino; Swimsuit Shiroko (UE30), and Ako (UE30) I used Atsuko because I didn't want to mald Aru's survival and I didn't want to build Noa yet. I had a much faster clear on my mock run but I must have messed up my rotation somewhere. Still a pretty brainless 2pan. Hey, if Torment guarantees Platinum, you can slack all you want. Elastic Armor, Insane: 27,531,199 points Unit: I.Mari, S.Hoshino, Nagusa (UE40, Assistant, Thanks Leo), D.Aru; Kisaki, and Rio I didn't want to mald Hikari's survival so I just used Hoshino. The highest scoring Elastic clear used Swimsuit Hanako, lol. Urban environment goes brrr. My girl is very balanced.
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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We can salvage this

Sensei acts way too much like a mother towards Rio in her Relationship Story→Sensei is likely to be a busty female teacher
Visual novel scene from Blue Archive. Rio is smiling in the city at night. Half of her face is blocked by Sensei's dialogue box. Rio: "Well, my body has been fine without fiber so far." Sensei: "That isn't fine."
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Hikari wants to see Sensei in a cheerleader outfit→Busty female teacher
Dialogue log from Blue Archive Sensei: "…I'll support you to the best of my ability as Sensei." Nozomi: "Pahyahya! Yeah, sounds good. Thanks for having my back, Sensei!" Hikari: "Put on a cheerleader outfit. And say it agaaain."
September 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Aquarium dates are a common development in yuri works→Sensei is likely to be a busty female teacher
Hoshino's L2D Recollection Lobby where she's at the aquarium with you. There are lots of fish and a whale behind the glass.
September 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Now to choose whether to build Qipao Marina or Meru for Chokmah Yellow
Shiroko*Terror with a foot on her drone, Hoshino in tactical gear with her shield folded up, Kokona with a stamp, Reijo in a kung fu pose, Kayoko in a kimono with a cat, and Saori in casual clothes with her hat off all standing in a volcano. Chokmah Best Record: Stage 74 (03:58.933)
August 29, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Binah Red Torment
No Dress Aru? No problem
Light Torment 38,732,561: Unit 1: Swimsuit Kanna (UE30, Assistant, Thanks Gacha Socialism), Dress Hina (UE50), Maki (UE50), Swimsuit Hoshino (UE40); Kisaki (Lv.75, 3 star), and Ako (UE30) Unit 2: Mine (UE40), Mutsuki (UE40), Cherino (Lv.87, UE30), Camp Hare (3 star); Nagisa (UE40), and Swimsuit Shizuko (3 star) Unit 3 Final: School Asuna, Idol Sakurako, Armed Hoshino (Tank, UE40), Tsukuyo (4 star); Hibiki (UE30), and Swimsuit Shiroko (UE30) I wasn't able to 1 team it. I don't think my Kisaki's shields or Ako's healing were enough to keep Hoshino alive for the second phase. I manged to clean up pretty easily though. I probably should have done a Hibiki team before the Mutsuki team because she dealt the same damage in about a third of the time. I also had a Wakamo + Shiroko*Terror team in case I needed more cleanup. Elastic Insane 25,957,248: Unit 1 Final: Maki, C.Hare, Akane (UE50), Swimsuit Hanako (UE50); Kisaki, and Ako Who needs Momoi or Midori? lol Special Insane 26,006,464: Unit 1 Final: Shiroko*Terror (UE50), C.Hare, New Year Kayoko (3 star), A.Hoshino; S.Shiroko, and Ako
August 29, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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"Sensei is… 'Not Like Us?'"
Zoomed in Blue Archive screenshot of Koharu crying in front of the Trinity General School gates. Koharu is a cute, petite girl with light skin, pink hair tied into twintails, pink eyes, two sets of small black wings sprouting from her head and back, and a suspicious cross-shaped body marking that wraps around her neck and runs down the front of her body. She has a halo comprised of two pink circles with four wings sprouting from the outer circle. She is wearing a black beret, and a loose-fitting black and pink sailor-style uniform that exposes one of her shoulders and undershirt(?) straps.
August 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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World of Goo:

A fun, quirky physics-based puzzle/bridge building game with great music.
The Steam header for World of Goo. The whole artstyle is very cartoony. In black font it say "World of Goo." There's an orange evening sky, dirt brown hills with green grass on their tops, the black silhouettes of trees and bushes, and a pit that looks like an orange mouth filled with tooth-like spikes. There's also an orange tentacle sticking out of the pit for some reason.
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Girls with large breasts like Koharu→Sensei also likes Koharu→Sensei is likely to be a busty female teacher
Screenshot of a visual novel scene in Blue Archive. Koharu and Hasumi in her tracksuit are in a gym in Millennium. Hasumi says to her, "You're very kind."
August 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Kurokage Torment cleared on the first day it was available. I'm definitely going to want to build my new Sena even if just to make clearing comfier.
Standing in the burning Hyakkiyako, is Mari in an idol costume, Kikyou, Atsuko, and Hanako in a swimsuit with a garden hose. 39,212,960 points. Kurokage Torment: Unit 1: Kasumi (3 star), Koharu (UE50), Reisa (4 star), Swimsuit Hanako (UE50, Assistant); Himari (Lv.75, 3 star), and Ako (UE30) Unit 2 Final: Idol Mari (UE30), Kikyou (3 star), Atsuko (UE40), S.Hanako (UE50); Kisaki (Lv.75, 3 star), and Rio (Lv.70, 3 star) The Hanako I borrowed was more powerful than I thought and I accidentally triggered groggy at the very end, which made things much harder for my second team. Even without that I had to eye mald for a bit.
August 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I didn't think I'd manage to get all the way to Stage 100. Also funni Shiroko team I used in Torment mock.
Atsuko (UE40), Ako (3 star) in a sexy evening dress, Izuna (UE40) in her swimsuit, Shiroko*Terror (UE50), Kayoko (3 star) in a kimono, and Kokona (4 star) holding a rubber stamp are standing triumphantly on a desert altar at night. Special title awarded for clearing Stage 100. The Fury of Set, Stage 100 (04:24.333). It was down to the wire. Gregorius Torment clear team with Shiroko, Shiroko, and Shiroko (not pictured, Shiroko). 39,237,760 points.
August 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I'm getting good at my Gregorius rotations and I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
Mari in an idol costume, Saki in her swimsuit, Hanako in her swimsuit holding a big pink haniwa water balloon, and Reisa offering a challenge are in an underground orchestra room. Gregorius Light Armor Insane (27,589,888 points): Unit 1 Final: Swimsuit Hoshino (UE30), Dress Hina (UE50), Idol Mari (UE30), Mine (UE40); Kisaki (Lv.70, 3 star), and Ako (UE30) Gregorius Heavy Armor Insane (27,514,048 points): Unit 1 Final: I.Mari, Iori (UE50, "Once queen, always royalty."), Swimsuit Saki (Lv.87, 3 star), Armed Hoshino (UE40); Kisaki, and Rio (Lv.70, 3 star) Gregorius Special Armor Torment (39,460,482 points): Unit 1: Koharu (UE40), New Year Mutsuki (UE40), A.Hoshino, Mine; Kisaki (Lv.75, 3 star), and Rio Unit 2 Final: I.Mari, S.Saki, Swimsuit Hanako (UE50), Reisa (4 star); Himari (Lv.75, 3 star), and Ako I successfully groggy cancelled the yellow wave! The bar was literally a pixel away on a few attempts, so I had to raise Kisaki a little for the stat transfer. I ended up not using any borrows for a Torment clear surprisingly.
August 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I got surprisingly far in Geburah Torment even without Satsuki, I actually might be able to clear it next time if I raise my units to survive its attacks.
Also I accidentally did the funni 0 health trick.
Geburah Torment health remaining: 72,872,485/134,000,000 Geburah Insane victory screen with only Chinatsu in a yukata and a bath buket on an iceberg. Special units are Chinatsu and Swimsuit Ayane. Unfortunately, I didn't score higher than before so it won't show up on the leaderboard.
July 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Managed to bring it down to two teams. School Karin is powerful
Geburah Insane, Ranking Points: 27,028,416 On an iceberg are Koharu looking shy and embarassed, Hoshino in her combat gear, Mimori, and Saki in her swimsuit. (I know we're in the ocean but isn't that cold?) Unit 1: Idol Mari, Idol Mine, School Asuna, Idol Sakurako; Satsuki (Assistant), and Swimsuit Shiroko Unit 2 Final: Koharu, Armed Hoshino, Mimori, Swimsuit Saki; Hibiki, and School Karin It's all in the skill cycles (and crit luck). Koharu can never fill the heater on Insane right off the bat even with everything maxed, so she doesn't need to go first.
July 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I was worried I'd have to run 6+ teams just to clear Insane, but luckily ONE person in my club had a UE30 Satsuki.
I don't think I'll be clearing Torment this time.
Geburah Insane clear team with 26,717,505 points. On an iceberg is Rumi with a plate of shrimp-fried rice, Reisa presenting a challenge card, Maki holding a can of spray paint, and Yuuka in her tracksuit sitting on a cooler with a lime drink. Unit 1: Idol Mari (UE30), Idol Mine (Lv.50, 4 star), School Asuna, Idol Sakurako; Satsuki (UE30, Assistant), and Swimsuit Shiroko (UE30) Unit 2: Koharu (UE40), Armed Hoshino, Mimori (Lv.70, UE1 [2 star]), Swimsuit Saki (Lv.87); Hibiki (UE30), and Nagisa (UE40) Unit 3 Final: Rumi (Lv.80, 3 star), Reisa, Maki, Track Yuuka; Mashiro (UE50), and School Karin (4 star)
July 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Holy…
The new students I recruited from the Seia, School Asuna, School Neru, and Rio banners: Seia, Swimsuit Wakamo, School Asuna, and Maid Midori Guide Tsubaki, Qipao Marina, School Neru, Kirara, Mina, Qipao Tomoe, Meru, and Rio I also got so many dupes that it would take an entire thread to show them all off
July 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Well, you heard her. Open your shirt, Sensei.

#BlueArchive
Yurizono Seia's Relationship Story screen EP 02: Nursing Request 40 Pyroxene reward Button to begin Relationship Story
July 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Units used for Light armor Torment: Unit 1: Swimsuit Izumi (Lv.35, 3 star), Swimsuit Hanako (UE50), Kokona (4 star); Hibiki (UE30), and Kotama (Lv.35, UE30) Unit 2: Swimsuit Saki (Lv.87, 3 star), Pop Idol Mari (UE30), Pop Idol Sakurako (Lv.87, 3 star), Tsubaki (UE40); Minori (3 star), and Nagisa (UE40) Causew was right. Swimsuit Izumi is great. First team dealt almost 20M damage. What is her's deal? She's a Sonic AOE. Hibiki also did a lot of damage though. Kokona was mostly for cycling. I probably could have cut the second team if I'd used Himari and Ako for Unit 1 instead. It's mostly Geburah/Gregorius practice. Minori wasn't as spammable as Nagisa. Second team dealt around 10M damage. Continued Unit 3: Marina (3 star), Camp Hare (3 star), Dress Hina (UE50), Swimsuit Hoshino (UE30); Kisaki (Lv.70, 3 star), and Ako (UE30) Unit 4 Final: Track Yuuka (4 star), Mutsuki (UE40), Swimsuit Hoshino (Assistant, Thanks Leo, UE40), Neru (UE30); Himari (Lv.75, 3 star), and New Year Fuuka (Lv.75, 3 star) I had to manage buffs and damage very carefully so that Dress Hina would both kill the rangers and get the third shot into KAITEN FX. For the first time I also pulled off the Pink break technique. Heavy armor Insane: Unit 1 Final: Swimsuit Hina (Lv.70, 4 star), Ui (3 star), Mika (UE50), Camp Hare; Kisaki, and Ako Special armor Insane: Unit 1: Swimsuit Hina, Swimsuit Hanako, Camp Hare, Tsukuyo; Kisaki and Ako Unit 2 Final: New Year Kayoko (3 star), Wakamo (UE50), Shiroko*Terror (UE50), Neru; Swimsuit Shiroko (UE30), and New Year Fuuka
July 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Torment KAITEN beaten again
Yuuka in her tracksuit sitting on a cooler holding a lime drink, Mutsuki posing, Hoshino in her swimsuit napping on an inflatable whale, and Neru with her SMG slung over her all shoulder victory posing on a battle-torn overpass. This last team auto-attacked KAITEN to death, lol. I didn't even get to use Himari
July 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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"Sensei? Why are you pulling the gacha? The free 10-pull period hasn't ended yet. Spending stones at this stage is… irrational…"
Cropped sprite of Tsukatsuki Rio from Blue Archive with a stoic expression on her face
July 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Ough, Ayane in a dress
Promotional illustration of Ayane in a white dress with a red purse over her shoulder, a red rose in both her hair and her hands, and a timid expression on her face. She's so fucking cute, man. My honours student, elf wife with short, black-hair and red glasses. A bit of Hoshino is also in the frame.
July 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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The high-res sprites for the older students in the Steam version look so clean, I hope all the students can get this treatment because now the newer ones look out of place lol
Chinatsu's higher resolution sprite Her red tights drive me crazy
July 6, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Hmm…
Steam details for Blue Archive An action anime RPG adventure! Release Date: 3 Jul, 2025 User-defined tags: Story Rich, Anime, Female Protagonist, RPG, +
July 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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???
For some reason, the higher-res sprite for Suzumi has "vanitas vanitatum, et omnia vanitas" written on her gun, which she only had during the beta. She also has a small picture of herself on her Trinity card. Is this new to the Steam version or have I only just noticed it now? This screenshot also gives you a good view of her high-resolution thighs. (I don't know how much Bluesky will compress this.) On her usual sprite (well, I got this from the wiki), Suzumi's gun is blank and her Trinity card only has the Trinity logo on it. Her thighs are a bit more cronchy here.
July 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM