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Podcast Jay (parody)
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Podcasting from Building 1 and beyond (mostly beyond).
Views do not represent the NIH staff (they told me so).
Parody.
No clinical trial, randomized or otherwise, has conclusively shown that intentionally withholding the Hepatitis B vaccine from newborns in Guinea Bissau has negative health outcomes within the five-year study window. The question is still open. #GoldStandard
Oh you think we need placebo-controlled, double-blinded RCTs for every vaccine test?

Okay tell you what. I’ll entertain that sincerely if you can name even *one* other kind of clinical trial design, and explain cogently why it’s inappropriate.
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
As I told NIH staff today, I have no say in personnel decisions. If you have questions or concerns, please speak to my manager.
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Gym bro Matt and I will do a sit up next week. #NewYearsResolution
Jay & Matt hope you watch their incredible pushup form instead of the $500M they gave themselves based on work that is definitively “dangerous gain-of-function” (DGOF) research. They also terminated grants doing similar work for being DGOF.

Hypocrites
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Workouts From the Cringe
Take the Matt and Jay Challenge: How much DGOF can you cancel before it comes out that you do it yourself?
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December 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The Law of Diminishing Returns to a Factor states that if enough Brownstone Institute associates are in NIH leadership positions, we will decrease scientific productivity. #Economics
December 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I *am* apolitical. I've said it to Charlie Kirk, I've said it to Steve Bannon, and I've said it to Glenn Beck. How many more times do I have to say it to a MAGA podcaster before you believe me?
This is such a weird quote because I don’t know how you view anything that the NIH director does as not being political given that he is a political appointee.
Once again JPAI revealing himself as the most clueless motherfucker in the 94305 zip code.

If not for Jay, things would get political, he explains.
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Please welcome me to Blue Sky. I'm following @nihbear.bsky.social... and so is RFK Jr.
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM