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Screencap from @ayoedebiri's iconic Instagram comment "I'm seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's 'not January yet' but I'm simply too seated"
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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L'antimilitarisme qui s'envole de mon corps quand y'a Soldat Louis x Bagad de Lann-Bihoué en concert
L'âme qui s'envole du corps
August 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Screencap from @ayoedebiri's iconic tweet I'm seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's "not August yet" but I'm simply too seated
July 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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"That girl I know from OnlyFans makes MILLIONS! Millions, I'm telling you, ouin ouin"
Picture of the airplane with bullet impacts, turned into a meme about the survivor paradox
July 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Screencap from classic tweet: Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
June 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Un grand classique
Screencap from 2019 tweet by @PPathole: Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
June 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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J'en ai une pelletée des comme ça, on peut continuer longtemps
First group, visibly ill-at-ease, of people from minorities (one black person, one wearing LGBT flag colors, one wearing trans flag colors) Second group, one wearing a confederate flag shirt, one with a KKK hood, one cop. In between them, two people wearing red and blue to evoke Dems and Republicans, suggesting, satisfied with themselves, "Can't we just all be friends?"
June 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Screencap from an Onion title: Centrist Advocates Moderate Approach To Genocide
June 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Phew cette notif 🫣
Screenshot de la notif du dernier message de Morgann, coupé pour qu'on lise "Avec plaisir de vous la mettre"
May 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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My memory is foggy but I think I remember it taking place in a diner
Clive Owen in Shoot'Em Up (2007), both hands bandaged, pointing a gun at someone by sticking on a carrot
May 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Manuel Valls en train de téléphoner
May 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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"Pardon, mais qui êtes vous ?", extrait de la vidéo parodique "Moi, Manuel Valls"
May 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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J'allais mettre celle-ci, dans la même veine
Extrait de La Jeunesse de Picsou par Don Rosa La case prend la moitié de la page, on voit l'éruption du Krakatoa en arrière plan, avec un effet de lumière et de taille massifs.
April 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Littéralement ce comic
Panel 1: The wolf to the sheep: "Everybody knows I don't eat sheep" Panel 2: The wolf, while eating one of the sheep: "In fact, I eat way less sheep than anybody" Panel 3: The wolf: "I have a fabulous relationship with the sheep" The remaining sheep: "He'll protect us from the sheep eater" Panel 4: The girl to her dismayed mom, reading "The sheep and the wolf" bedtime story: "Oh c'mon Mom! Nobody is THAT dumb"
April 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Screencap from Avatar: The Last Airbender quote "But when the world needed him most, he vanished"
April 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Intéressant lapsus, dites-nous en plus Monsieur Miches
Portrait de Sigmund Freud
March 31, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Pierre t'as perdu ça
Tin foil hat
March 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Comic by artist Minus First few panels show two scientists in an astronomical observatory "Oh no, there's no mistake... A HUGE ASTEROID IS IN A COLLISION COURSE WITH THE EARTH" "What can we do about it?" "WE CANNOT DO A THING! PROBABLY!" Next two panels show a politician interview "We have received word that a huge asteroid is set to collide with the earth, likely ending life here as we know it. Experts say there is nothing we can do about it, probably. I urge everyone to remain calm and pray for a miracle." Six panels show the people's different reactions to the news. In order: - a family cuddles on the couch, watching the news - people, likely Chinese, praying in a mountain forest - Some people gathered around one with a sign that says "welcome to Earth :)" - Riots and looting - A young couple discuss calmly, sitting in the grass - A lot of people in a big city, all holding hands and looking at the sky The final panel, bigger and wider, depicts a landscape, seen from a mountaintop. The asteroid can be seen in the sky, coming towards earth. A young girl is standing on top of the mountain, with a determined stance, looking at the asteroid. She's holding a baseball bat.
February 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Three panel meme with a penguin in a call center Panel 1: "nine one one what is your emergency" Panel 2: "what do you mean youre being murdered" Panel 3: "thats illegal people cant do that"
February 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Fallout meme "Everyone liked that"
January 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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En effet, méfiez-vous des bios

Par exemple, si vous lisez en détail celle-ci, rien de louche, et pourtant, si vous le suivez, votre TL va être polluée par des avis catastrophiques sur le rugby
Capture d'écran de la bio de Christophe
January 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Bah bof, les images d'IA générative ça reste dégueulasse éthiquement et écologiquement, même quand c'est pour se moquer des adversaires politiques

Quant à l'aspect crossdressing/homoérotique pour se moquer ça déborde fort sur de la LGBTphobie

Je pense que tu peux faire mieux :)
Excerpt from 1986 Batman comic Batman breaking a gun rifle, saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it"
January 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Littéralement ce comic de Bors @mattbors.bsky.social
Comic de Matt Bors "That attitude is what's pushing me to be racist"
January 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Comment mettre la turbodouille à ses utilisateurs :
> Augmenter les tarifs
> "oui mais c'est moins cher sur l'app"
> Faire une app daubée sur laquelle tu peux pas t'inscrire
> Profit
Capture d'écran de l'app Île de France mobilités Connect avec un message d'erreur vague lors de la création de compte
January 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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"Pensez-vous que le salut d'Elon Musk soit un signe du basculement des États-Unis vers le fascisme ?"

"Vous savez, moi j'ai rien vu", nous confie Jean-René
Picture of a rhinoceros facing camera
January 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM