Amy Lansdowne Howe
@pocketsizeamy.bsky.social
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it
My wife just said we can get another cat. Make note.
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My wife just said we can get another cat. Make note.
We got a new basketball game in our breakroom, and the sound of the balls hitting the backboard gives me anxiety.
October 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
We got a new basketball game in our breakroom, and the sound of the balls hitting the backboard gives me anxiety.
This has been a productive week thus far. I hope I can keep the momentum going!
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This has been a productive week thus far. I hope I can keep the momentum going!
I have a meeting with my academic mentor in eight minutes. I took an edible after work 1.5 hours ago. Let the Hunger Games begin!
October 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I have a meeting with my academic mentor in eight minutes. I took an edible after work 1.5 hours ago. Let the Hunger Games begin!
Working overnights is not for the faint of heart.
October 1, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Working overnights is not for the faint of heart.
Help. I think I have a crush on my therapist.
September 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Help. I think I have a crush on my therapist.
At urgent care while high. Here we goooo.
August 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
At urgent care while high. Here we goooo.
This guy just put mustard & relish on his pizza. Call the police.
August 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This guy just put mustard & relish on his pizza. Call the police.
Getting old means getting excited about ordering an electric toothbrush and water flosser.
August 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Getting old means getting excited about ordering an electric toothbrush and water flosser.
I genuinely miss being a regular associate without any responsibilities.
August 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I genuinely miss being a regular associate without any responsibilities.
Paid clinical trials are my new kink.
July 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Paid clinical trials are my new kink.
Weed and ice cream 🙏
July 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Weed and ice cream 🙏
A promotion is on the horizon!
July 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A promotion is on the horizon!
On today's episode of 'My Unexplainable Bruise'...
May 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
On today's episode of 'My Unexplainable Bruise'...
I'm training new hires at work this week. It's rewarding, but I foresee it will be an exhausting week as well.
May 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm training new hires at work this week. It's rewarding, but I foresee it will be an exhausting week as well.
I'm donating blood to help the babies today! 🩸🅾️
May 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm donating blood to help the babies today! 🩸🅾️
I rounded out my workweek at 53 hours and 7 minutes. There's a shift open tonight, but I think I'll just take the evening off.
April 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I rounded out my workweek at 53 hours and 7 minutes. There's a shift open tonight, but I think I'll just take the evening off.
Enjoying this heated foot spa! Thanks, Amazon!
April 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Enjoying this heated foot spa! Thanks, Amazon!
Robert Irwin 👀👀👀
April 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Robert Irwin 👀👀👀
Tell me why I started crying just looking at this.
April 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Tell me why I started crying just looking at this.
Candy was Mandy Moore's best song, hands down.
April 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Candy was Mandy Moore's best song, hands down.
Pink Pony Club and Baby Beluga are the same song.
March 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Pink Pony Club and Baby Beluga are the same song.
