The idea of alpha males is so funny bc guys really made up an upper class and then put themselves in it. Ok if you're an alpha male then I'm a turbo dude. That's one level higher. You wouldn't understand bc you're just an alpha, sorry.
#alpha #sigma #turbo

what if spiders laughed like seth rogen when u found them

I thought coffee supposed to give you energy… Why I almost shitted on myself

sorry babe, not tonight. a youtuber i dont know just posted a 4 hour video essay about something ive never heard of

Trade offer: your soul for five gummy sharks.

how do i pause people irl

I hate it when people watch me attempt something for 2 seconds and then ask me if I need help. I can open my own damn pudding cup.

yeah, sounds about right

thank you for sharing, Joseph Stalin

I had a dream last night that GTA 6 came out early and I was the first person to play it. Rockstar Games, heed my vision.

Jake Paul looks like if a vape shop wished to be a real boy.

Maturity isn’t based on silly things like frontal lobe development, it’s based on whether or not you like mustard.