Are you a shallow grave that I need rather quickly to get rid of some alleged sketchy evidence? Because I dig you.

Are you a garden bed awaiting springs return to bring joy and fresh vegetables I’m my life? Because I dig you.

Are you the X that marks the spot where a bunch of pirates buried their treasure? Because I dig you.

She is setting a trap and I can’t resist. This fish would gobble me up with little to no trouble at all.
#labubu #anglerfish #hotcheetos

Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious.
New sticker to prove you’re super cool and on the level.

I just love a live theatre experience.

A fun thing to say to someone who is in a bad mood and making it everyone else’s problem is “Uh-oh, looks like someone rolled a 1 for charisma.”

Try not to artichoke out there guys.