(I'm just surly cause I hurt my back and can't go to the gym.)

I don't know what the fuck was going on over there last night but it seems Unnatural!

It's just too fucking cheerful. Can't stand it. I am cold and tired and I want to embrace a little mild depression. Leave me alone.

My ideal holiday is leaving town on Dec.20th and not telling my family. I don't care where I go as long as it has a hottub and no one says "Merry Christmas" to me.

Joke's on me tho cause now I'm holed up in my room trying to stave off altitude light-headedness, damnit Denver.

Okay let's do it again with The Sun Also Rises.

When my partner was in grad school he had a member of his cohort walk in one morning and proclaim "man, I woke up edging." Everyone was like, wtf dude? He thought it meant waking up on the wrong side of the bed.