Pocket Ruiner
@pocket-ruiner.bsky.social
My spiral bound notebook from the 90s was a decent way to keep a diary, but it was so hard to mine my data from it that I’m not even sure my brother read the whole thing, let alone any advertisers. Things are better now.
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My spiral bound notebook from the 90s was a decent way to keep a diary, but it was so hard to mine my data from it that I’m not even sure my brother read the whole thing, let alone any advertisers. Things are better now.
After watching a YouTube video and reading a few headlines, I have the Middle East situation figured out and am ready to share my opinions.
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
After watching a YouTube video and reading a few headlines, I have the Middle East situation figured out and am ready to share my opinions.
I recently tried alcohol for the first time. I like that buzzed but not drunk feeling I get when I’ve had 1-2 drinks in an hour and am wondering if I can just moderate my intake to have that feeling all of the time.
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I recently tried alcohol for the first time. I like that buzzed but not drunk feeling I get when I’ve had 1-2 drinks in an hour and am wondering if I can just moderate my intake to have that feeling all of the time.
“Darn it,” I yelled, as another sock heel wore through.
September 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
“Darn it,” I yelled, as another sock heel wore through.
Emotional support hogs in my life: my son’s shaking hedgehog toy, my sister-in-law’s potbelly pig that she tries to take on airplanes, my father’s Harley Davidson that he rides when he’s in a bad mood.
August 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Emotional support hogs in my life: my son’s shaking hedgehog toy, my sister-in-law’s potbelly pig that she tries to take on airplanes, my father’s Harley Davidson that he rides when he’s in a bad mood.
People sure are interested in their laps while they’re driving.
August 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
People sure are interested in their laps while they’re driving.
I’ve heard of men getting put on the sex offender registry for urinating in public, but I’ve never once gotten in trouble for just peeing my pants.
July 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’ve heard of men getting put on the sex offender registry for urinating in public, but I’ve never once gotten in trouble for just peeing my pants.
Where are economists finding all of these rational consumers?
July 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Where are economists finding all of these rational consumers?
Why does the public pool even have urinals?
June 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Why does the public pool even have urinals?
When my son turned two, I stopped buying lottery tickets and started investing in his professional baseball career.
June 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When my son turned two, I stopped buying lottery tickets and started investing in his professional baseball career.
"Everything in moderation."
So now I only do heroin on the weekends.
So now I only do heroin on the weekends.
June 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Everything in moderation."
So now I only do heroin on the weekends.
So now I only do heroin on the weekends.
Some young woman is burning to death and all Alicia Keys can do is yell about it matter-of-factly over and over.
May 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Some young woman is burning to death and all Alicia Keys can do is yell about it matter-of-factly over and over.
Sometimes when I spend time with my wife and children I almost feel like I have a family.
April 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sometimes when I spend time with my wife and children I almost feel like I have a family.
Generational differences are hard to overcome. My great grandmother was born in 1876 and I have no idea how talk to her.
April 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Generational differences are hard to overcome. My great grandmother was born in 1876 and I have no idea how talk to her.
I recently attended an adoption ceremony over Zoom. It was a beautiful way to see a baby join a family and gave me some ideas for my baby’s due date next month.
March 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I recently attended an adoption ceremony over Zoom. It was a beautiful way to see a baby join a family and gave me some ideas for my baby’s due date next month.
I can’t believe we still pummel horses in the Olympics.
March 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I can’t believe we still pummel horses in the Olympics.
My doctor was insistent I call him Dr Sawyer as opposed to Mr Sawyer, but then… I guess they must castrate them at the graduation ceremony.
March 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My doctor was insistent I call him Dr Sawyer as opposed to Mr Sawyer, but then… I guess they must castrate them at the graduation ceremony.
All my siblings with kids acting like I don’t understand parental responsibilities as if I haven’t kept this Tamogachi alive the last 25 years.
March 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
All my siblings with kids acting like I don’t understand parental responsibilities as if I haven’t kept this Tamogachi alive the last 25 years.
So I’m an uncle now…which I never agreed to.
March 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
So I’m an uncle now…which I never agreed to.
In Drop It Like It's Hot Snoop Dogg said "I cut so much, you thought I was a DJ."
We all thought he was just dropping cutting-edge slang.
Sometimes I worry we missed a cry for help about an out-of-control self harm problem.
We all thought he was just dropping cutting-edge slang.
Sometimes I worry we missed a cry for help about an out-of-control self harm problem.
March 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
In Drop It Like It's Hot Snoop Dogg said "I cut so much, you thought I was a DJ."
We all thought he was just dropping cutting-edge slang.
Sometimes I worry we missed a cry for help about an out-of-control self harm problem.
We all thought he was just dropping cutting-edge slang.
Sometimes I worry we missed a cry for help about an out-of-control self harm problem.
After soaking them to loosen the residue, I like to run empty peanut butter jars through the dishwasher so they’re spotless when the recycling center throws them away.
March 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
After soaking them to loosen the residue, I like to run empty peanut butter jars through the dishwasher so they’re spotless when the recycling center throws them away.
I like to stay up to date on current events so I can be stressed about things I have no control over.
March 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I like to stay up to date on current events so I can be stressed about things I have no control over.
If other people don’t flatten their boxes before putting them in the cardboard recycling, how am I supposed to fit my unflattened boxes?
January 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If other people don’t flatten their boxes before putting them in the cardboard recycling, how am I supposed to fit my unflattened boxes?
Hanging out with my Australopithecus bros. No homo.
January 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Hanging out with my Australopithecus bros. No homo.
“Only you can prevent forest fires” was a lot of responsibility to put on me as a seven-year-old.
December 30, 2024 at 4:38 PM
“Only you can prevent forest fires” was a lot of responsibility to put on me as a seven-year-old.