Despite everything, still can't believe a sitting American president cut low-budget ads for $200 cologne/perfume with his face on the bottle

Lost a ton of weight, healthier than I've been since...I don't even know, work going better, looking less like a hobo and the Hodor-enthusiast women are hovering again, mostly got the slice out of my golf swing (biggest accomplishment).

Tiniest thing goes wrong, my trash brain:

Every time I think I've finally gotten through to my (thankfully few) MAGA relatives

Accepting that I will never be able to sing or dance well

There are two main types of Trump supporter

I can't get this out of my head