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learning to machine! learning to weld! experiencing the death throes of the american empire!
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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texting my wife
a text message to “non-radioactive wife” that reads “did we remember to Photoshop Saddam Hussein into the place where we were going to Photoshop Saddam Hussein in?”
October 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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3x downvoted Stack Overflow question titled "c macro in macro. how to do it"
October 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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this changes EVERYTHING
macOS dropdown showing "Close Tabs to the Left" highlighted in a browser tab menu.
September 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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pass it on
Purple Profile You are a purple person if: You are imaginative, sensitive, artistic and sopbisticated. You have noble ideals and a keen appreciation of the cultural. You are alert, demanding foresighted, confident, resourceful, spontaneous and highly independent. You take delight in the beautiful, the gracious the sensitive but maintain an attitude of critical appraisal. In love you seek to attain a magical quality and refuse to settle for anything less You refuse to be "swept-off your feet" unless genuineness and integrity can be absolutely ascertained. You are active in the support of things you belleve in, and are concerned with the pursuit of truth and other buman values. You take chances and believe that you must do so to make the most of what life has to offer. Purple is an exclusive color, mystical in quality, blending the two extremes of the spectrum, red & blue. Traditionally, purple represents spiendor, dignity, royalty, rank & wealth. Purple is a unique color, and it is truly a unique individual who holds it dear.
September 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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he once played it so many times that *iggy pop* got freaked out and left a party
June 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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mitch would like a word
a photograph of a worn sign attached to an escalator. the sign reads “Do not use a standing escalator as a stairway.”
March 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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big shoutout to these two decaying billboards that give airport rides that nice little “english language film establishing shot of belarus” flavor
February 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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dusted off the Nagra and interviewed my parents’ most anxious cat about the war in Vietnam
December 28, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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this kind of shit is my passion
screenshot of an engineering parts drawing. it says 1/2 inch channel balance, and then underneath that in smaller text, it reads "actually 5/8 inch but considered 1/2 inch in the trade"
December 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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my family (great grandfather) has been tracking unidentified flying aircraft since 1929, please don't trifle with me wrt recent sightings
December 15, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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you have to have people in your organization who are empowered to say "no, you cannot have a tooltip" to teams or you will keep ending up with this shit. before i took this there was one more offering to let me "tour the new dashboard."
a screenshot of the Dropbox web UI. the main part of the UI is blurred, but along the top there is a blue banner asking "Need another file? Use AI powered universal search"," there's a popup offering "Get Dropbox on your desktop" overlaying another popup that says "Fast track feedback: Get projects reviewed and approved faster with Dropbox Replay"
December 3, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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do not
November 30, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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i didn't remember THE MATRIX (1999) being in black and white
A turn of the century black and white engraved illustration with two men wearing three-piece suits. Each are kneeling on one knee and holding the other leg up with their right hand. They each have a candlestick in their left hand and appear to be dueling.
November 22, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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super saiyan? is that you?
a fire hydrant with an orange and yellow spiky wig on it
November 18, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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oh thank god they're mailing out the free farts again and i hit the jackpot
A photograph of five postcards fanned out being held by a hand. The postcards are blue and white and say "Smell Gas. Act Fast." Across the top there are a series of icons titled "Gas," "Smell," "Leave," and "Call." The "Gas" icon is behind a plastic cover that says "peel & sniff."
November 13, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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imagine being more popular than g•d
a line art drawing of a black sky full of stars is visible above a pink, otherworldly landscape. text overlaid on the sky in a blue box reads "I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives." Duo, the green Duolingo owl, is seated in the foreground. He is incredibly muscular with chiseled lats and biceps. He has a noticeable tanline from a thong.
November 11, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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they didn't have the tiny pumpernickels for my pickled herring @ the store
me, frowning, standing in front of an aisle endcap that says Frito Lay Stacks
November 5, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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November 2, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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@cliff.leaninto.it really hoping you saw this x.com/Napnyc1Napny...
March 30, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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this made me feel ill
a man wearing glasses (me) standing in front of a wall with a huge graphic of bristly black hair, a closeup of part of a body
January 2, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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i should text her
July 12, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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ah yes, the
June 2, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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they’ve re-enabled volumetrics i see (pollen count is a billion)
May 8, 2023 at 10:49 PM
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gettin caked up
May 6, 2023 at 6:04 PM