Orbán Viktor Prime Minister of Hungary Parody
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Freedom fighter, Husband, Father, Grandfather, Prime Minister of Hungary, parody apparently
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This is the official account of Hungary's Prime Minister.
Dear Fellow Citizens!
I hope you're not angry that
I’ve taken more than 15 years of your lives,
turned Hungary into the poorest country in the EU,
I'm going to disappear with the money,
and there’s NOTHING you’ll be able to do about it.
vo
I hope you're not angry that
I’ve taken more than 15 years of your lives,
turned Hungary into the poorest country in the EU,
I'm going to disappear with the money,
and there’s NOTHING you’ll be able to do about it.
vo
July 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Dear Fellow Citizens!
I hope you're not angry that
I’ve taken more than 15 years of your lives,
turned Hungary into the poorest country in the EU,
I'm going to disappear with the money,
and there’s NOTHING you’ll be able to do about it.
vo
I hope you're not angry that
I’ve taken more than 15 years of your lives,
turned Hungary into the poorest country in the EU,
I'm going to disappear with the money,
and there’s NOTHING you’ll be able to do about it.
vo
In my March 15th speech, I called politicians, judges, journalists, civil organizations "BUGS."
I hereby apologize!
From the bottom of my heart, I beg for forgiveness for being misunderstood!
I was not calling them bugs, but rather EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME!
I hereby apologize!
From the bottom of my heart, I beg for forgiveness for being misunderstood!
I was not calling them bugs, but rather EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME!
March 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
In my March 15th speech, I called politicians, judges, journalists, civil organizations "BUGS."
I hereby apologize!
From the bottom of my heart, I beg for forgiveness for being misunderstood!
I was not calling them bugs, but rather EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME!
I hereby apologize!
From the bottom of my heart, I beg for forgiveness for being misunderstood!
I was not calling them bugs, but rather EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME!
So my government gives inflation a new name every month...But seriously!
February: Surprise inflation
March: Lightning inflation
April: Turbo inflation
May: Apocalypse inflation
June: Quantum inflation
July: Black hole inflation (nothing escapes!)
August: Multiverse inflation
February: Surprise inflation
March: Lightning inflation
April: Turbo inflation
May: Apocalypse inflation
June: Quantum inflation
July: Black hole inflation (nothing escapes!)
August: Multiverse inflation
March 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So my government gives inflation a new name every month...But seriously!
February: Surprise inflation
March: Lightning inflation
April: Turbo inflation
May: Apocalypse inflation
June: Quantum inflation
July: Black hole inflation (nothing escapes!)
August: Multiverse inflation
February: Surprise inflation
March: Lightning inflation
April: Turbo inflation
May: Apocalypse inflation
June: Quantum inflation
July: Black hole inflation (nothing escapes!)
August: Multiverse inflation
Today at 18:45 European time whatever, I will desperately try again to publish the Russian kompromat that has taken me hostage and so make all my actions clear.
only on Twitter/X.
only on Twitter/X.
Today at 18:35 European Time whatever I will try again publish my russian kompromat which holds me hostage
only on Twitter/X
only on Twitter/X
Today at 18:25 European Time whatever I will publish my russian kompromat
only on Twitter/X
only on Twitter/X
March 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Today at 18:45 European time whatever, I will desperately try again to publish the Russian kompromat that has taken me hostage and so make all my actions clear.
only on Twitter/X.
only on Twitter/X.
Today at 18:35 European Time whatever I will try again publish my russian kompromat which holds me hostage
only on Twitter/X
only on Twitter/X
Today at 18:25 European Time whatever I will publish my russian kompromat
only on Twitter/X
only on Twitter/X
March 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Today at 18:35 European Time whatever I will try again publish my russian kompromat which holds me hostage
only on Twitter/X
only on Twitter/X
Today at 18:25 European Time whatever I will publish my russian kompromat
only on Twitter/X
only on Twitter/X
March 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Today at 18:25 European Time whatever I will publish my russian kompromat
only on Twitter/X
only on Twitter/X
In the long sweep of history, no Hungarian Prime Minister will be more reviled and hated than me.
I will be seen as a criminal perversion of the office, a low, vile, and reprehensible traitor to our ideals and the Republic.
My family members will change their names or flee.
I will be seen as a criminal perversion of the office, a low, vile, and reprehensible traitor to our ideals and the Republic.
My family members will change their names or flee.
March 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
In the long sweep of history, no Hungarian Prime Minister will be more reviled and hated than me.
I will be seen as a criminal perversion of the office, a low, vile, and reprehensible traitor to our ideals and the Republic.
My family members will change their names or flee.
I will be seen as a criminal perversion of the office, a low, vile, and reprehensible traitor to our ideals and the Republic.
My family members will change their names or flee.
Having dismantled NATO from within, I am now left out of the new security alliance being formed in London.
I remain a master strategist
I remain a master strategist
March 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Having dismantled NATO from within, I am now left out of the new security alliance being formed in London.
I remain a master strategist
I remain a master strategist
Today, I ban Pride; tomorrow, it's your turn™️
February 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Today, I ban Pride; tomorrow, it's your turn™️
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“Justice is not for sale”
In an unprecedented move, thousands of judges, court staff and supporters marched to the ministry of justice in #Budapest on Saturday to protest for judicial independence, freedom of expression for judges and better pay. Photos: Zsolt Reviczky/HVG
In an unprecedented move, thousands of judges, court staff and supporters marched to the ministry of justice in #Budapest on Saturday to protest for judicial independence, freedom of expression for judges and better pay. Photos: Zsolt Reviczky/HVG
February 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
“Justice is not for sale”
In an unprecedented move, thousands of judges, court staff and supporters marched to the ministry of justice in #Budapest on Saturday to protest for judicial independence, freedom of expression for judges and better pay. Photos: Zsolt Reviczky/HVG
In an unprecedented move, thousands of judges, court staff and supporters marched to the ministry of justice in #Budapest on Saturday to protest for judicial independence, freedom of expression for judges and better pay. Photos: Zsolt Reviczky/HVG
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Magyarország 2.0 tdi
February 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Magyarország 2.0 tdi
Today at three o'clock, I will deliver my traditional annual evaluation speech about Hungary,
but Moscow has not sent the speech yet 😭😭😭😭
but Moscow has not sent the speech yet 😭😭😭😭
February 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Today at three o'clock, I will deliver my traditional annual evaluation speech about Hungary,
but Moscow has not sent the speech yet 😭😭😭😭
but Moscow has not sent the speech yet 😭😭😭😭
My team is desperately trying to convince me that most Hungarians can't even pronounce the words "guruló hrivnyák."
February 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My team is desperately trying to convince me that most Hungarians can't even pronounce the words "guruló hrivnyák."
Promises for five days straight. 🧵
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Promises for five days straight. 🧵
Sometimes, I secretly wish Kamala had won.
February 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sometimes, I secretly wish Kamala had won.
February 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Today,
one year ago,
the Clemency Case broke out in Hungary, which WILL ULTIMATELY bring about my DOWNFALL.
one year ago,
the Clemency Case broke out in Hungary, which WILL ULTIMATELY bring about my DOWNFALL.
February 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Today,
one year ago,
the Clemency Case broke out in Hungary, which WILL ULTIMATELY bring about my DOWNFALL.
one year ago,
the Clemency Case broke out in Hungary, which WILL ULTIMATELY bring about my DOWNFALL.
But by some miracle I am still richer than Jeff Bezos
February 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
But by some miracle I am still richer than Jeff Bezos
A mai napon billent meg az ország
January 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
A mai napon billent meg az ország
When you're nervous in front of your handler
‼️Why is Orbán so nervous about losing Russian gas—or every time he meets Putin? Now he threatens to block EU sanctions on Russia unless Hungary gets guarantees on Gazprom transfers via Ukraine. But how can anyone guarantee anything without seeing Hungary’s secret Gazprom contract? Time to reveal it.
January 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
When you're nervous in front of your handler
New polls !
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Tisza is nowhere! (5%!!!)
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Tisza is nowhere! (5%!!!)
January 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
New polls !
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Tisza is nowhere! (5%!!!)
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Tisza is nowhere! (5%!!!)
You can't stop our future!
The Patriots for Europe fraction currently holds circa one-eighth of the parliamentary seats, but soon IT WILL GROW to one-ninth, or even one-tenth❗️❗️❗️❗️
Check-mate libtards❗️
The Patriots for Europe fraction currently holds circa one-eighth of the parliamentary seats, but soon IT WILL GROW to one-ninth, or even one-tenth❗️❗️❗️❗️
Check-mate libtards❗️
January 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
You can't stop our future!
The Patriots for Europe fraction currently holds circa one-eighth of the parliamentary seats, but soon IT WILL GROW to one-ninth, or even one-tenth❗️❗️❗️❗️
Check-mate libtards❗️
The Patriots for Europe fraction currently holds circa one-eighth of the parliamentary seats, but soon IT WILL GROW to one-ninth, or even one-tenth❗️❗️❗️❗️
Check-mate libtards❗️
Soon I need to go out for a ☕
January 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Soon I need to go out for a ☕
As me and Trump promised:
The war ends today❗️🕊️
The war ends today❗️🕊️
January 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
As me and Trump promised:
The war ends today❗️🕊️
The war ends today❗️🕊️
Anyone can say anything:
IT'S A TRAGEDY THAT I AM NOT IN THE FRONT ROW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
IT'S A TRAGEDY THAT I AM NOT IN THE FRONT ROW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
January 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Anyone can say anything:
IT'S A TRAGEDY THAT I AM NOT IN THE FRONT ROW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
IT'S A TRAGEDY THAT I AM NOT IN THE FRONT ROW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭