"I appreciate Neil's support. As Donald Trump told me in a recent call, "you have the best chops. The biggest chops. No one has ever seen chops like yours, Carney. Canada has all the chops".

"We don't need to pay property taxes and tariffs to support a country that is unfriendly to us. It's time to invest in Canada and dump Florida" states Baldwin G. Bungerbee III acting-director of the Florida-Canada Chamber of Business Associations.

#ElbowsUp #CanadaAlwaysGreat

This is what the conservative propagandists did in the U.S.

Create doubt in the institutions. Get the media to promote it and enough people to buy into it.

"In my conversation with the U.S. Republican Governors Association, I affirmed Canada's admiration for our American neighbors, but you biffed it all up and hope that you go fish off a long pier on a dry lake" states the Honorable Jody Bliss, Minister of Government Diplomacy

In my recent conversation with Donald Trump, he agreed that "Canada is the most beautiful country in North America and that he prefers the Canadian side of Niagra Falls".

#CanadaAlwaysGreat #NiagraCA

"After speaking with Secretary Marco Lil' Rubio, I affirmed Canada and Europe will increase our spending on defense. However, we will not be purchasing tiny Trump defense systems from the U.S. but developing our own capabilities and building alliances with more reliable partners around the world"

"I also am putting tariffs on any PornHub video that exceeds 2 gigabytes being streamed in America. This should raise a trillion dollars a month to support Canadian businesses".

As Alexander Hamilton wrote in Federalist 10.2 "Those that FA are those that FO".

President Sheinbaum also noted "Canada and Mexico love the Middle States of America and Prime Minister Carney and I agreed that on our maps, Florida will now be known as Hot Scotia. And, New Mexico is now Pequeño Mexico"

#VivaMexico #CanadaAlwaysGreat #HotScotia #PequenoMexico

In its latest tourism campaign, "Deported, Detained, Imprisoned", Barrett J. Holmes, board member of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce explains, "We that believe that children enjoy experiential events and patting down children in shackles will encourage more foreign businesses to build in the U.S."

Eight of ten Canadians want to mail leftover poutine to the White House.

Don't mess with us Canadians. We are tougher than a New Jersey trucker and smarter than a U.S. Senator.

#CanadianTough #CanadaAlwaysGreat

Dear Donald,

You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?

Elbows Up!

With respect,

Canada

"We also would like to thank President Trump for reaffirming that Canada is the greatest country. We are also pleased that based on our conversation, President Trump has renamed Florida to Hot Scotia".

#CanadaAlwaysGreat #ElbowsUp #HotScotia

"During my conversation w/ Vice President Vance, I pointed out that sometimes the Jokers do not realize they've been removed from the deck and, while the U.S. thinks it's the dealer, Canada owns the casino" states West Brunswick's (formally Maine) first Premier and former U.S. Senator Susan Collins

Conservatives are taking the plays right out of American right-wing extremist playbook.

No one should take Lutnick's calls. If the Trump wants to play ping-pong with trade, Canadians do not have to run to the table every time.

Put the retaliatory tariffs in place for 30 days and stand firm that there will be no negotiations until Trump stops playing games.

Make it so.