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Paul Moehringer
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Baseball person.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Nickname: Squirmer

Dislikes: Single-play toilet paper.

Nobody likes single-play toilet paper, but listing that as your number dislike is going to make me draw some assumptions.

These bears disgust me.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Dude got multiple second chances at life because of his ability to run fast and catch a football.

I understand CTE, and I’m sure that probably has something to do with it here. But at a certain point, you have to hold the person accountable for their own actions. And he is a danger to society.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The government is telling me we have no money to afford healthcare anymore.

Why should we have money for people to fly?
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
His supporters will see this and not care because they live in a world where “you can’t believe everything you hear” and “it’s all true” can coexist.
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
As much as I can’t stand David Samson, much respect for this.
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It should be like hitting the foul pole in baseball.

Just way too pleasant of a sound to be associated with failure.
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My favorite Trump lie is the one where he claims to have been beaten out by Willie McCovey in a tryout for the Giants.

The Giants signed McCovey in March of 1955. Trump was eight years old at the time.
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Trump is that one kid in the group project who does none of the work, but still puts his name on the finished material.
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If we don’t have the money to fund healthcare, then we don’t have the money for businesspeople to fly.
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Gotta get those strokes in somehow.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
They should name it after Robert E. Lee, then ask Trump if he’d like to change the name to being after himself.
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Things we have money for:

-Police
-Military
-Helping conservative allies with debt issues
-Tax breaks for the wealthy

Things we don’t have money for:

-Helping poor/brown people
-Literally any social program that doesn’t directly benefit the wealthy
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Obamas are still married. I take this to mean that Barack has not performed the song in private for Michelle.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I don’t understand. Why don’t they just give Hakeem Davis, the largest player, the ball every time?
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation

Hope that helps. No idea what else it could mean.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Requirements for being in the American:

1. Be a mid-major.

2. Be west of the Rocky Mountains.

End of list.
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The plan goes as far back as ‘94, and was written in response to Bill Clinton’s healthcare proposal.

But in general, you are correct.
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m old enough to remember when the ACA was a Republican idea.
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
NO NEW WARS!!!!*

*Countries with brown people excluded
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM