Paul McGrane
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HomePod Mini № 2 should be sold only in 🟫🟨 , 🟪🟧 in honor of the ~ fifty MD-11's that will never have the opportunity to fly thousands of those tiny boxes.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
HomePod Mini № 2 should be sold only in 🟫🟨 , 🟪🟧 in honor of the ~ fifty MD-11's that will never have the opportunity to fly thousands of those tiny boxes.
With Late Night Talk shows & guest musical acts being cancelled by dear leader, I am gonna have to learn about gnarly obscure music from Futurama. 🤘
• Rocket Ship music.apple.com/us/album/roc...
• Satellite music.apple.com/us/album/sat...
• Ur Mum music.apple.com/us/album/ur-...
• Rocket Ship music.apple.com/us/album/roc...
• Satellite music.apple.com/us/album/sat...
• Ur Mum music.apple.com/us/album/ur-...
Rocket Ship by Kathy McCarty on Apple Music
Song · 1992 · Duration 4:11
music.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
With Late Night Talk shows & guest musical acts being cancelled by dear leader, I am gonna have to learn about gnarly obscure music from Futurama. 🤘
• Rocket Ship music.apple.com/us/album/roc...
• Satellite music.apple.com/us/album/sat...
• Ur Mum music.apple.com/us/album/ur-...
• Rocket Ship music.apple.com/us/album/roc...
• Satellite music.apple.com/us/album/sat...
• Ur Mum music.apple.com/us/album/ur-...
People give Apple Arcade grief; 🕹️ it's true it’s never lived up to any kind of hype. But it's nice to be able to play casual games without being bothered by upsells or ads. And a lot of them are turn-based so they keep half my mind occupied while the other half watches mah programs. 👴🦼
½🧠➕ ½🧠🟰💯
½🧠➕ ½🧠🟰💯
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
People give Apple Arcade grief; 🕹️ it's true it’s never lived up to any kind of hype. But it's nice to be able to play casual games without being bothered by upsells or ads. And a lot of them are turn-based so they keep half my mind occupied while the other half watches mah programs. 👴🦼
½🧠➕ ½🧠🟰💯
½🧠➕ ½🧠🟰💯
Wow I've heard people say they don't care either way. I disagree. Having a setting to partially defeat Liquid Glass is a big improvement! #MacOS26
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wow I've heard people say they don't care either way. I disagree. Having a setting to partially defeat Liquid Glass is a big improvement! #MacOS26
Well, shit. But I guess the Canada Baseball Team would have an easier time refusing to visit a fascist USA president in his ballroom dugout. It will be interesting for Los Angeles.
November 2, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Well, shit. But I guess the Canada Baseball Team would have an easier time refusing to visit a fascist USA president in his ballroom dugout. It will be interesting for Los Angeles.
As I use it more on a large monitor, is “Liquid Glass” from MacOS 26 Throwinghands just more translucency for its own sake? Yes, clearly. But Mac OS X has always been about that. Quartz Extreme arrived 23 years ago my guys! The theme has always been to run the GPU ragged even in your file manager!
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
As I use it more on a large monitor, is “Liquid Glass” from MacOS 26 Throwinghands just more translucency for its own sake? Yes, clearly. But Mac OS X has always been about that. Quartz Extreme arrived 23 years ago my guys! The theme has always been to run the GPU ragged even in your file manager!
I don't know/care anything about baseball, other than hoping Donald is annoyed that 51st state wins.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't know/care anything about baseball, other than hoping Donald is annoyed that 51st state wins.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
Well, shit that will do it
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Well, shit that will do it
It is weird how everyone takes marching orders from the RETARD in chief (I think we're allowed to use slurs in USA now).
I never use tylenol only because my liver is fully busy with liquor. I don't think there's another reason.
Look for MAGA dummies selling imported paracetamol.
I never use tylenol only because my liver is fully busy with liquor. I don't think there's another reason.
Look for MAGA dummies selling imported paracetamol.
October 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It is weird how everyone takes marching orders from the RETARD in chief (I think we're allowed to use slurs in USA now).
I never use tylenol only because my liver is fully busy with liquor. I don't think there's another reason.
Look for MAGA dummies selling imported paracetamol.
I never use tylenol only because my liver is fully busy with liquor. I don't think there's another reason.
Look for MAGA dummies selling imported paracetamol.
I asked siri about the baseball game (which I normally care nothing for). I misheard it that it concluded after 8 innings. I thought oh, that went quicker than normal! Too bad I didn't watch it.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh wait …
Ohhhhhhhhhhh wait …
October 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I asked siri about the baseball game (which I normally care nothing for). I misheard it that it concluded after 8 innings. I thought oh, that went quicker than normal! Too bad I didn't watch it.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh wait …
Ohhhhhhhhhhh wait …
Who you gonna call? Bor-shet-skiy!! 👻🪩 🕺
www.youtube.com/shorts/eU0Ja...
www.youtube.com/shorts/eU0Ja...
The BEST OST from 1984!
YouTube video by Borshetskiy
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Who you gonna call? Bor-shet-skiy!! 👻🪩 🕺
www.youtube.com/shorts/eU0Ja...
www.youtube.com/shorts/eU0Ja...
Imagine going back in time 20 years and suggesting that if half the world buys an iPod Cell Phone, ⅓ of the White House gets destroyed.
www.macrumors.com/2025/10/23/a...
www.macrumors.com/2025/10/23/a...
Apple Donating to Trump's $350M White House Ballroom Project
Apple is one of several tech companies that will contribute to the construction of U.S. President Donald Trump's 90,000-square-foot ballroom,...
www.macrumors.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Imagine going back in time 20 years and suggesting that if half the world buys an iPod Cell Phone, ⅓ of the White House gets destroyed.
www.macrumors.com/2025/10/23/a...
www.macrumors.com/2025/10/23/a...
Reposted by Paul McGrane
Okay, you mutilate a baby's penis and that makes him asperger-y. How does that explain me, though? My penis is all there and I am still pretty messed up.
October 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Okay, you mutilate a baby's penis and that makes him asperger-y. How does that explain me, though? My penis is all there and I am still pretty messed up.
At the beach house, my goddamn aunt thinks she is allowed to clang together each and every item in the fucking kitchen at 8AM every day. But if I dare to make a tiny noise at 1AM, she flies into a fury. And it's been this way for 30 years.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
At the beach house, my goddamn aunt thinks she is allowed to clang together each and every item in the fucking kitchen at 8AM every day. But if I dare to make a tiny noise at 1AM, she flies into a fury. And it's been this way for 30 years.
Oh my dudes oh my dudes. I was just at the Food Lion store across from the Liquor store (guess where I went first).
I'm gonna have acres of Mac & Cheese with this! Like twenty of these were a dollar apiece at the bargain bin! Almost Gagh! // @holodeckfour.bsky.social
I'm gonna have acres of Mac & Cheese with this! Like twenty of these were a dollar apiece at the bargain bin! Almost Gagh! // @holodeckfour.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh my dudes oh my dudes. I was just at the Food Lion store across from the Liquor store (guess where I went first).
I'm gonna have acres of Mac & Cheese with this! Like twenty of these were a dollar apiece at the bargain bin! Almost Gagh! // @holodeckfour.bsky.social
I'm gonna have acres of Mac & Cheese with this! Like twenty of these were a dollar apiece at the bargain bin! Almost Gagh! // @holodeckfour.bsky.social
(I think MacOS X ThoseHoes is bad and should be avoided)
September 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
(I think MacOS X ThoseHoes is bad and should be avoided)
Maybe it was better when Apple thought you had to buy software updates? Then you wouldn't do it by accident.
September 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Maybe it was better when Apple thought you had to buy software updates? Then you wouldn't do it by accident.
iOS needs to ship this week?
September 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
iOS needs to ship this week?
You like guns? here it is!
September 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You like guns? here it is!
Never Forget … the 24th anniversary of when now- “president" Trump gloated he had the tallest building in lower Manhattan …
September 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Never Forget … the 24th anniversary of when now- “president" Trump gloated he had the tallest building in lower Manhattan …
To appeal to the current government, all #iPhonePro are built in factories powered exclusively by coal. 🏭🚫♻️ #AppleEvent
September 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
To appeal to the current government, all #iPhonePro are built in factories powered exclusively by coal. 🏭🚫♻️ #AppleEvent
Before Noon today, remember that MacOS ThinHoe is real bad and it should feel bad.
I have its beta on my MacBook but not my MainMac.
Do not install it.
I have its beta on my MacBook but not my MainMac.
Do not install it.
September 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Before Noon today, remember that MacOS ThinHoe is real bad and it should feel bad.
I have its beta on my MacBook but not my MainMac.
Do not install it.
I have its beta on my MacBook but not my MainMac.
Do not install it.