ios 26 doodoo
September 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
ios 26 doodoo
too many bots on twitter giving me anxiety bc i can't tell what's real
April 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
too many bots on twitter giving me anxiety bc i can't tell what's real
having twitter and bluesky next to each other feels like choosing light or evil
April 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
having twitter and bluesky next to each other feels like choosing light or evil
no toys r us :(
April 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
no toys r us :(
life is so good drunk wtf
January 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
life is so good drunk wtf
scored an aesop rock zip up except it doesn't zip up
looks sick tho
looks sick tho
January 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
scored an aesop rock zip up except it doesn't zip up
looks sick tho
looks sick tho
we got ozempic ads at the movies before gta 6
January 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
we got ozempic ads at the movies before gta 6
i'm gonna kill myself
January 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i'm gonna kill myself
i sat down to have dinner and do a puzzle and five hours passed
January 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
i sat down to have dinner and do a puzzle and five hours passed
i have a free vanilla iced latte from starbucks but it's free from an employee did i mention it's free and i didn't pay for it pls know that i did not give this company money
January 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i have a free vanilla iced latte from starbucks but it's free from an employee did i mention it's free and i didn't pay for it pls know that i did not give this company money
idk what's worse feeling bad or feeling like my mother
January 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
idk what's worse feeling bad or feeling like my mother
ive made at least $3 in tips in the past 2 hrs i hope i see that money directly come to me
December 24, 2024 at 12:07 AM
ive made at least $3 in tips in the past 2 hrs i hope i see that money directly come to me
bluesky users are too unproblematic i miss twitter
December 21, 2024 at 5:24 AM
bluesky users are too unproblematic i miss twitter
also was just reminiscing on how 2024 was a pretty good n fun year n being kinda grateful and then i pulled up to work and got a free puzzle the universe is throwing me a bone
December 20, 2024 at 6:29 PM
also was just reminiscing on how 2024 was a pretty good n fun year n being kinda grateful and then i pulled up to work and got a free puzzle the universe is throwing me a bone
someone called me awkwardly social and perhaps that is apt
December 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
someone called me awkwardly social and perhaps that is apt
subway made me a footlong instead of a 6 inch by accident
using this opportunity to haggle juice
using this opportunity to haggle juice
December 19, 2024 at 11:25 PM
subway made me a footlong instead of a 6 inch by accident
using this opportunity to haggle juice
using this opportunity to haggle juice
thinking of a third job... it can work...
December 19, 2024 at 10:24 PM
thinking of a third job... it can work...
no way i wake up at 3am severely dehydrated
December 18, 2024 at 11:35 AM
no way i wake up at 3am severely dehydrated
ordered doordash for just myself without a huge discount for the first time...
celebrating...
celebrating...
December 18, 2024 at 5:57 AM
ordered doordash for just myself without a huge discount for the first time...
celebrating...
celebrating...
taking a stinky poop and this person enters the stall next to me and absolutely NUKED the air quality
December 17, 2024 at 9:00 PM
taking a stinky poop and this person enters the stall next to me and absolutely NUKED the air quality
autistic masking at karaoke must be studied...
December 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM
autistic masking at karaoke must be studied...
they killed the grandpa too.... i'm so upset
December 17, 2024 at 8:15 PM
they killed the grandpa too.... i'm so upset
i have to go through a breakup without mental health coverage???? i cannot afford therapy
December 16, 2024 at 3:02 AM
i have to go through a breakup without mental health coverage???? i cannot afford therapy